10 of The Worst Valentine’s Day’s Gifts EVER!

5) SAFE SOCK

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There are two ways I see this sock making you safe. The first way is that it has a convenient condom storage compartment sewn into the fabric. The second is you will scare any woman in a 10 mile radius the second your pants it the floor, preventing you from having any physical contact with any other women ever again.


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