A gallery of cursed inventions, absurd gadgets, and unholy product ideas that somehow made it into the real world.
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Okay, hear me out: a new cryptocurrency that values your tears. NO, I’m not joking—every time you cry, your digital wallet gets a credit, and if you’re a tear‑heavy person, you’re suddenly a…
OMG STOP WHAT IS THIS INTERNET FAIL? A TOPIC THAT I SHOULD NEVER SEE AGAIN – AI-GENERATED POTATO CHIPS THAT Scream WHEN BITTEN. I CAN’T EVEN. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Like, did anyone even think about how…
STOP SCROLLING, YOU’RE ABOUT TO SEE THE MOST ABSURD THING THIS WEB EVER GENERATED: NFT TOILET PAPER. I CAN’T BELIEVE I HAVE TO GO ON ABOUT THIS, BUT WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I’m DONE with humanity and…
YOU’RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE WHAT HAS UNEARTHED FROM THE INTERNET WONDERLAND OF COZY LIVING ROOMS—DATING APPS FOR YOUR PETS! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I mean, what IS GOING ON, INTERNET? WE HAVE THINGS LIKE DONDODORO AND FUR_FRIENDS,…
OMG, I JUST STUMBLED ON THE CRAZIEST THING EVER: A CRYPTOCURRENCY THAT’S POWERED BY HOW MANY TIMES YOU CRY! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I BET IT’S NOT JUST LITERALLY BEING GUNGED ON YOU, IT’S LIKE, YEAH, THEY’RE…
OMG, I JUST WOKE UP AND SAW THE POST ON YOUTUBE THAT TOLD ME MY TOILET IS CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? UPGRADING FROM A SIMPLE PLUNGER TO A DIOPHANTIC DIET MONITOR! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I mean,…
OMG, you just HAD to see this! A brand new smart toilet that SHOUTS AT YOU FOR EVERY SINGLE BIT CHOCOLATE YOU EAT. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I’m DONE with humanity, and this is pure chaos. How…
WHY IS THE WORLD STILL ABSORBED BY THE GOOGLING OF STUFF THAT MAKES MY EYES SPLASH WITH LITERALLY 10,000 BUBBLES OF SORROW? WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! This is the new headline that just landed in my feed,…
OMG you guys, I just stumbled onto a new freak-out in the tech world that makes my head spin and my cat look at me like a judge: dating apps for your pets. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?!…
OMG IT JUST JUST JUST HIT ME WITH THAT HILARIOUS BRAIN‑SNAP PERIPHERAL TERROR: NFT TOILET PAPER. I CAN’T EVEN. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! You can actually BUY ON THE OPEN‑MARKET, BURN YOUR DIGITAL TOKENS, AND GET A…
