A gallery of cursed inventions, absurd gadgets, and unholy product ideas that somehow made it into the real world.
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Okay, hear me out, internet fam – we’re living in the future, and that future’s got a smart toilet judging our diet. I swear, I’ve lived through one too many sci‑fi movies, but…
OMG, IT’S TIME TO EXPLODE YOUR MIND: NFT TOILET PAPER IS THE NEW WORLDS ENDING! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I JUST READ THAT SOME LUXURY BRAND JUST ANNOUNCED A LIMITED-EDITION “DIGITAL LUXE LUXE” TISSUE WITH A BLOCKCHAIN…
OMG I JUST HYPERLINKED INTO THIS CRAZY NEW CRYPTONEWS AND MY BRAIN THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE, BUT IT’S NOT! THE FUTURE OF MONEY IS NOW “TEAR-THERO” AND YOU WON’T BELIEVE WE ARE RISKING OUR WEALTH ON HOW MANY TIMES…
OMG, I JUST MET A PERSON WHO’S LOOKING FOR THEIR PET’S DREAM PARTNER ON A DATING APP, AND I WHOLE HOUR OF MY LIFE IS NOW A QUESTION! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I CAN’T EVEN. Picture this:…
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? THE ENTIRE INTERNET JUST GETS APPLIED TO THAT GLOOMY DAY AND WE END UP WITH AI‑GENERATED POTATO CHIPS THAT SCREAM WHEN BITTEN! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I DON’T KNOW IF IT’S HUMOR,…
OMG, I HAVE BEEN KEEPING THIS ASECRET FOR WEEKS AND I CAN’T WAIT TO SHARE IT WITH YOU, YOU CAN NONO’T STAY QUIET ANYMORE! DO YOU KNOW IF SOMEONE REALLY CORRECTLY HANDS OUT A PROFILE FOR YOUR DOG EXPLICITLY ASKING…
BOOM! I just sat down in my bathroom, pressed the fancy new button on my *smart toilet*, and it started lecturing me about my breakfast. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I’m DONE with humanity, and it starts with…
OMG, yo, I just stumbled on the craziest idea that will SHATTER your brain: a cryptocurrency that literally drops tokens every time you burst into a sob. I CAN’T EVEN. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I swear, people…
OMG, I CAN’T EVEN. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THERE’S A NEW PRODUCT ON THE MARKET, AND IT IS GETTING PEOPLE WORRIED, AND YOU CAN GUESS WHAT IT IS: NFT TOILET PAPER. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I…
OMG, I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE – YOU’ve GOT TO READ THIS AND WONDER WHY Sweet Paws and Fluffy Swipe Are OUT THERE. I JUST CRAWLED ON ONE OF THOSE DOG‑BORN OL’ “PAW‑TINDER” PAGES, AND WHAT DO I SEE? PICOTSO-CHICKENS,…
