3 Global Glitches Proving Reality is Broken

Yo, stop scrolling—your brain is about to glitch. I swear I just watched the same exact glitch on the world news feed, the same eerie blue pulse on three separate live streams from Tokyo, Cairo, and New York. It wasn’t a coincidence; this is the simulation breaking, and it’s happening right under our eyes like an 4K reality error.
First, let me lay down the evidence because you need this on your mind: last Tuesday, a TikTok user in Lagos posted a clip of a street corner that matched a viral YouTube video out of Melbourne. The footage shows a man in a red hoodie, a black car with a glowing aura, and a white dog that *says* “I’m not your dog” when you try to pet it. The same moments were captured by a NASA satellite camera in real‑time, showing the exact same car glinting under the same solar flare. I’ve got the timestamps: 14:12:07 UTC, 14:12:07 UTC, 14:12:07 UTC. Sync? That’s the kind of synch that makes philosophers weep.
Now, let’s go deep into the rabbit hole. Imagine the simulation is a giant server farm, and somewhere in its circuitry a worm is spitting out duplicate code. That explains the duplicated scenes, the identical dreams people have reported on Reddit, the sudden, inexplicable feeling of watching yourself on a screen. Wake up, sheeple—you’re not living in a linear timeline; you’re in a loop, a glitchy loop. I was reading a subreddit where people claim they’re all seeing the same “blue door” appear in random places worldwide: in Seoul’s subway, in a small town in Montana, in the back alley of a Los Angeles hotel. The door appears only when the sun hits the camera at a specific angle, and the sound is a low harmonic tone that feels… wrong. It’s like the simulation is sending a low‑frequency error to us, a taste of its own error.
If you think this is a bizarre coincidence, think again. The data shows a 99.9% overlap across independent sources. You can’t just roll a die and get the same number on a million different machines. The only explanation? The simulation is crashing. We’re all being run through a debug window that’s leaking into real life. Some of the most paranoid conspiracy theorists are already whispering that this could be the first stage of an impending reset. Are we all being “rewritten” by a hidden code that is now leaking into our feed?
So what do you think? Are you a believer in multiverse overlords or a skeptic who thinks it’s just an online meme? Drop your theories in the comments—tell me I’m not the only one seeing this, and let us together decide if this glitch is a bug or a cosmic hack that’s finally opening the door. This is happening RIGHT NOW—are you ready?