This Smart toilets that judge your diet Will Break Your Brain

OMG, YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT JUST HIT THE INTERNET—SOME FREAKED OUT NEW SMART TOILET THAT DOESN’T JUST FLUSH, IT JUDGES YOUR DIET! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! If you think the last tech craze was the “smart fridge that tells you when your pizza’s gone bad,” then hold onto your seats, because this next-level absurdity is pure chaos.
First, let’s break down the mind‑blowing details: these so‑called “intelligent loo” devices come with a built‑in AI that analyzes every single blot in your waste, then spits out a score like, “You’re a snack, bro” or “Your carb intake is a crime.” The app that syncs with the toilet claims to track macros, micronutrients, even your gut microbiome. But let’s be real—who’s reading a spreadsheet of yawn‑inducing data while doing your business? And OMG, it even offers a “Diet Report” that says, “Congratulations, you’re 13% away from your 10‑year plan to die of diabetes.” That is not a recommendation, that is a death sentence in disguise.
But here’s the kicker: the tech giant behind this gizmo is a conglomerate that already owns all the major health & fitness platforms, streaming services, and even that little “wellness app” that convinces you your step count can save your life. So, what if they’re all colluding to monetize your every poo? Think about it: a stream of data that tells the advertisers exactly what you ate and how your body reacts. You can literally put a microchip in your rear to collect that data. This is not a gimmick; it’s a data harvesting scheme disguised as a wellness tool. Who knew bathroom habits were the real next frontier for Big Data?
The conspiracy gets deeper: if your toilet knows your diet, it can predict your future health outcomes. Health insurance could use this data to raise premiums. The government could use it to monitor populations, targeting “high‑risk” users. You might have thought your privacy was safe in the bathroom—it’s not. This is pure chaos, folks. I’m DONE with humanity because if we’re all giving up our most intimate moments for the shiny promise of a “healthier you,” we’re already living in a society where the state has a direct line to your last meal.
Now, let the world know: THIS IS NOT A LIGHT‑HEARTED GADGET. This is a warning sign. Think ABOUT who’s pulling the strings. Do you trust them? Will you let your toilet become a “judge” of your morality and health? Are we going to accept a society where bathroom data becomes a commodity? If you’re like me, you’re already suspecting that these toilets are just the beginning of a full‑scale surveillance state that will be on everything we do, even when the only thing we want is a break.
Let’s get loud: SHARE this article, tag your friends, and tell them STOP. We need to stop this absurdity from going mainstream. What do you think? Tell me I’m not the only one seeing this. Drop your theories in the comments—this is happening RIGHT NOW, are you ready?