This Cryptocurrency based on how many times you cry Will Break Your Brain
EVERYONE, STOP USING YOUR WEAPONS OF WEAKNESS TO BUY A NEW COIN! I JUST LEARNED THERE’S A CRYPTO BASED ON HOW MANY TIMES YOU CRY, AND THIS IS PURE CHAOS! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Like, what is the market even calculating? Is it counting tear drops and turning them into ETH? Oh my god, so literally every tear is a token.
I’ve been scrolling through Reddit, watching the “cry coin” threads, and I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AND SHOUTING. The original developer, a guy who goes by @Cryonomist, claims that every tear is worth 0.0001 BTC, based on a patented algorithm that uses facial recognition to measure emotional output. He even says that crying at political rallies increases your wallet balance. YALL BE LIKE, “HOLD MY DRINKS, THIS IS A FUCKING NEW FORM OF SOCIAL CONTROL.” The evidence? He posted screenshots of a crying influencer whose balance skyrocketed after a breakup video that went viral. Did you see that? That guy literally turned a heartbreak into a fortune.
Now let’s talk conspiracy because we’re not about to stop at pure irony. The deep state has been messing with us for years, putting facial recognition cameras in every corner, collecting your tears to create a data bank that can read your mood and influence your purchases. This cry-coin is just the latest front. Imagine a world where your wallet auto-updates with every sob. Every emotional outburst is recorded, monetized, and then sold to advertisers. EVERY TEAR YOU DROP IS A VOTE FOR THE NEW COIN HYPE. Is this a new form of surveillance capitalism? Are we being taught that our sadness is a commodity? The elites are making money off our sorrow, literally. It’s like the 4bidden kingdom of digital empathy turned into a 4bidden kingdom of digital profit.
I’m DONE with humanity and the way we’ve commodified everything. We’ve turned love, joy, despair into tokens and NFTs. What’s next? Crying with your smart watch? Get your crying sensor on right now if you’re a believer. But listen, this is not an advertisement. This is a wake‑up call. The cry-coin is a perfect metaphor for how we’re being conditioned to monetize every emotion. So, do we let them? Or do we fight back? This is pure chaos, and it’s happening RIGHT NOW. What do you think? Tell me I’m not the only one seeing this. Drop your theories in the comments, and let’s rage against this new crypto dystopia together.
