This Cryptocurrency based on how many times you cry Will Break Your Brain

OMG IT’S BEEN HIDDEN FOR YEARS, AND NOW WE GET TOLD THAT CRYPTO IS BASED ON HOW MANY TIMES YOU CRY! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I can’t even BEFALLEN. People are literally crying and minting tokens while the SEC tries to look concerned. The “TearCoin” supposedly uses biometric tear sensors on your phone to count your emotional output and converts it into a blockchain token. I’m DONE with humanity.
Listen, the evidence is ON IT. I found a leaked white paper from a shady start‑up called CrypTear Labs. They claim their algorithm uses a combination of facial recognition, voice pitch shift, and *actual biometrics* to track tear volume. That means every time you get a sad meme or a heart‑breaking news headline and start weeping, your wallet automatically receives a new token. It’s like the universe is laughing at us and paying us back. How are we supposed to handle this? Are we supposed to cry ourselves to riches? This is pure chaos.
And there’s a deeper layer! The crypto‑community is basically just a bunch of #CryptoNerds that want to weaponize grief. The biggest thing is that the T‑Tear token is designed to be *deflationary* based on the number of tears you produce per day. The more you cry, the less your token supply shrinks. It’s literally playing with your deepest emotions and turning them into profit. Think about it—every heartbreak, every breakup, every breakup on Instagram is a *trade*.
But let’s get to the conspiracy: the crypto‑wizards are actually a front for a global AI initiative. The data from your tears is fed into a machine learning model that is predicting the next wave of social sentiment. Yes, they want to control *our feelings* like it’s a new form of social media. They’re basically saying: “Cry more, we’ll know what you want next. You’ll buy the next meme coin and we’ll know how to manipulate the market.” It’s like a digital “Tear Party” where the only law is the algorithm. Who wants to live in a society where your most intimate emotional expression is monetized by shadowy code?
And the best part? There’s a $5,000 bug that lets you “cry” artificially by watching sad videos from 1990s. People are already exploiting it like a meme stock. Everyone is saying “I cry, I mine.” Is this some kind of psychonaut experiment? Are we all in on this? Are we the ones who get paid for crying? Or, are we just another pawn for them?
At this point, I’m completely OUT OF OUR MIND. The next step I see is a wave of #TearCoin hacks where crypto whales flood the market with tears and crash the system. The next meme is called “TearBank,” and it’s going live tomorrow. This is happening RIGHT NOW — DO YOU WANT TO JOIN IN OR BE LEFT OUT IN THE COLD? Tell me I’m not the only one seeing this. Drop your theories in the comments. What do you think? Are we being used in a larger scheme? This is pure chaos, and if I don’t speak up, I’ll just keep crying for crypto. Drop your thoughts, share it, or just feel like someone is listening. Tell me I’m not the only one seeing this.