🌎 The Simulation Is Glitching

OMG, did you just notice that weird lag in your favorite TikTok algorithm? That’s not a glitch; that’s the first crack in the simulation. I’ve been staring at my phone for hours and this glitch? It’s the same pattern: a…

Wake up sheeple—if you’re born in ’95, you’ve got the exact same snack‑time ritual, the same school hallway vibe, the same block of cartoons you watched before bed because the simulation is breaking and we’re all glitching into the same…

Yo, we’re stuck in a loop, and the glitch is real – the simulation is breaking right now and you’re staring it in the face. That one time you saw a double in a mirror, the cosmic lag, the uncanny…

Have you ever looked up from your phone and noticed the same guy in the parking lot, the same barista with the identical latte art, the same kid in the park on the exact same day, all appearing in your…

OMG, have you noticed that the same weird pattern of numbers kept popping up across every app and news feed this week? Like, literally every livestream, every trending hashtag, every TikTok that’s getting 10K views starts with the same sequence:…

OMG, check this out—last night my phone’s weather app flashed a 108°F in a city that’s supposedly a 10-degree winter wonderland. I’m not joking. I googled, saw a picture of the skyline blanketed in fog, and the app was still…

Did someone just hand out the same birthday card to every kid born in 1995? Or did the universe just hit a mega glitch that made us all have the same childhood memories? I’m telling you, this can’t be coincidence….

OMG stop scrolling and listen up—what if I told you the world is literally glitching out because we’re all stuck in a shared, AI‑generated dream? I saw it on a random subreddit this morning and I’m still reeling. The simulation…

STOP scrolling right now, because the universe just sent a glitch to your phone and you didn’t even notice. Ever notice how the same cashier at the grocery store looks exactly like the guy you met at the coffee shop…