A gallery of cursed inventions, absurd gadgets, and unholy product ideas that somehow made it into the real world.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? A SMART TOILET THAT JUDGES YOUR DIET IS THE NEW DISASTER, AND ITâS NOT EVEN A JOKE. I JUST UPLOADED MY LAST ANALYTICS REPORT FROM THE WET WHOSE TELL ME IâS BEEN GLUTINOUSLY LIVING IN A…
I JUST HEARD ABOUT A CRYPTO THAT RATES YOUR TEARS AND I WAS LIKE, âWHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?!â? This isnât some petty meme coin, itâs a full-on LITERALLY ELICITING TEARS TO BUY DIGITAL GOLD, and trust me,…
Did you just read about NFT toilet paper? WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Iâm rolling my eyes so hard Iâm about to vomit my own sarcasm. Imagine scrolling through your favorite crypto news feed, clicking âNew Post,â and…
OMG, YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST TRIED â AI-GENERATED POTATO CHIPS THAT ACTUALLY Scream When YOU BITE INTO THEM! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I swear, Iâm DONE with humanity and this is pure chaos. I opened…
EVERYONEâS GONNA BE LIKE, âOOPS, MY DOG JUST GOT A MATCHâ *AND* YOUâRE STILL THINKING ITâS COOL? WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I CANâT EVEN. Iâm DONE WITH HUMANITY FOR BEING SO OUT OF TOUCH THAT WE NOW…
STOP RIGHT THERE, BROWSERS â I AM ABOUT TO UNLEASH THE MOST INSANITY OF THE 21ST CENTURY: SMART TOILETS THAT JUDGE YOUR DIET. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I TYPED “GET MY TOILET TO ADVISE ON MY SALAD”…
OMG, I JUST READ ABOUT A CRYPTO THAT GROWS WITH YOUR TEARSâTHIS IS ABRAHM! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! You know that’s the kind of nonsense that makes me want to throw my phone into a dumpster. Imagine…
DON’T YOU HAVE ANY ACTUAL CAREER!? I JUST WASN’T EXPECTING MY BATHROOM TO TURN INTO A MICROBIOME SCIENCE LAB. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! The new âSmart Toilet Supremeâ that judges your diet is the latest absurdity that…
OMG, did you just read about a CRYPTO that VALUEZ IN YOUR TEARS?! I CANâT BE SERIOUSâthis is the wildest, most insane rabbit hole Iâve ever stumbled into, and I CANâT KEEP MY EYES OFF IT. Imagine a project that…
OMG. You wonât believe the latest circus the internet is throwing at us: NFT TOILET PAPER. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I mean, did the creators of digital assets run out of memes and decided to print their…
