NFT Toilet Paper?! đ€Ż 5 Reasons WHY
OMG, YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO BREATHE IN THIS ONE FOR A MOMENTâTHE WHOLE WORLD JUST GAVE US NFT TOILET PAPER! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Like, I literally canât even. Just imagine the sheer insanity: youâre in the middle of a bathroom, youâre about to be *showered* with digital art that literally costs a *lot* of gas, and all you get is a sheet of *tissue* thatâs⊠I donât know, a *crypto* masterpiece. This isnât just absurd, itâs pure CHAOS. Seriously, did an art collector in a bathroom get a wild goose chase on the toilet? What are the motives behind this? Is this a direct test of humanityâs sanity or are we being subtly trained for some kind of digital control? Iâm DONE with humanity for not just being a waste of time but for literally throwing expensive tech into our most basic habits.
Picture it: each square of the paper has a pixelated, NFT badge that goes up $10,000 every time you flick it. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. That means your bathroom routine can now be a *de facto* financial investment, *or* you’re just a victim of a *deceptive* scheme. I’ve seen the numbers on the website, and theyâre insane. The top 5 pieces of “toilet paper art” are selling like hot cake, but you cannot even own or use it for its intended purposeâunless youâre a digital art connoisseur with a *thickness* for waste. Who can even justify that? Is this the new wave of wastefulness? Are we literally being manipulated into paying for the luxury of *toot-hold*?
Letâs dig into the *conspiracy*âwhat if itâs all one big digital PR stunt to get us to keep scrolling? Every swipe, every “like,” youâre creating more data. That data is being fed into a *global* algorithm that can be used for mass surveillance. These NFT sheets are tiny data points; each time you “own” a piece, you’re adding to a digital footprint that some shadow organization can monetize. Or maybe itâs about the *psychic* power of the bathroom. Think about it: the bathroom is a *private* realmâyet, this product threatens to turn it into a *public* marketplace. Are we being conditioned to think every action can be monetized? Are we being *covertly* told that every *toilet* flip is a *transaction*?
Now you think thatâs insaneâjust wait till you see the press release that the NFT toilet paper is supposedly âthe next frontier of sustainable waste.â Thatâs pure *bullshit* if you ask me. Sustainable? Itâs high-energy-gas-consuming. Itâs *eco*âonly if you consider your entire energy grid. The *hype* is a *trap*âweâre being told itâs *next-gen* by the same dudes who sold us *crypto* in 2017. The *evidence* will tell you: the price of the tokens is *inflated* to *satellite* levels, and yet the actual production of the paper is still *massive* and *polluting*âthe *digital* part is only the “glitz.” The *real* cost? Our *planet*.
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