NFT Toilet Paper?! 🤯 You WON’T Believe #4

OMG, NO ONE EXPECTED THIS, BUT I JUST STUMBLED ON THE MOST ABSURD, MIND-BOGGING, NEWLY REVEALED HACKTIVIST TREND: NFT TOILET PAPER. Seriously, WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I REMAIN STANDING, SKEPTIC, AND WISHFUL TO LEAVE A COMMENT IN A REJECTED MEME FOR A SECOND. It’s like the UN is holding a meeting on “Digital Hygiene” and every whiteboard looks like the sketch of a cartoonish toilet rolling out money. I’m DONE with humanity when I see an entire supply chain dedicated to making you buy a roll of TP that you never physically use, but you do own in token form on a blockchain. Look, this is pure chaos, and the proof is in the numbers: a single NFT-TP drop sold out in 30 seconds with 10,000 tokens minted, all on a green Ethereum fork. The price? $10,000 per roll. OMG, did the designers even think about the environmental toll? The data says these tokens have a carbon footprint equivalent to a small solar farm. Are we paying for the *thought* of a clean bathroom? This is insane, y’all.
But here’s where it gets juicier: there’s a rumor that every NFT-TP token is linked to an actual roll of TP in a warehouse in Texas, and the entire operation is run by a conglomerate that also owns the largest water purification plant in the West. Think about it. A company that supplies clean water on a national scale also sells you a *digital* toilet product that could be the only thing you use to flush that water. The money flow? 100% of the proceeds goes into a trust fund for future digital real estate. The same money is being used to acquire more real estate, buying up farmland, and then converting all that farmland into *digital* land. We are turning everything we hold into code and then profiting off of it. Isn’t that the very definition of *money laundering*? The only thing missing is a law that declares “TP is not property anymore.” No? No, so let’s do a quick google: “NFT property rights.” The result? A bunch of legalese that says you can own *the metadata* but not the physical item. So you’re basically buying a piece of the *idea* that you paid for a strip of TP. We’re being sold the *concept* that an entire ecosystem can be monetized; this is pure chaos.
And now the deeper conspiracy: I’ve been following the whispers from a half-dead forum about how this NFT-TP is part of a larger scheme to create a “tokenized hygiene economy.” We’re basically being asked to give our personal hygiene to a decentralized ledger and then use that ledger to track our *sanitation* habits. Privacy? YIKES. The developers claim it’s safe, but the data is already on the blockchain. That’s not “safe,” that’s *public.* Are we supposed to trust that no future entity can analyze our toilet rolls and deduce our lifestyle? The whole thing is like a modern-day game of “Monopoly” but the property you buy is a toilet roll. If you think it’s just a gimmick, think again. The blockchain’s transparency combined with the physical necessity of TP is a data goldmine.
So, what do you think? Did we just step into the next level of capitalism or do we need to start calling out that the future is being sold in the form of paper? This is happening RIGHT NOW – are you ready? Drop your theories in the comments, tell me I’m not the only one seeing this. If you see this post, like and share, because if we don’t spread the word, someone else will think this is a good idea and buy a roll before we even know it. The world is absurd, yet we keep buying into it; time to make noise. What do you think