This Cryptocurrency based on how many times you cry Will Break Your Brain

OMG, I just SCROLLED THROUGH THE NEWS AND WAS FREAKING OUT – THERE’S A NEW CRYPTO THAT’S RATED ON HOW MANY TIMES YOU CRY. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I CAN’T EVEN. GIVE ME A BREAK. IT’S TIMES UP, EVERYONE, AND IT’s pure chaos, because apparently the folks behind this are trying to monetize tears like it’s the next big thing in “feelings as a commodity.” 😂
First, let’s break down what the “cry‑coin” (they’re calling it GLOOM, because that’s obviously a catchy name) claims: you download a supposedly “secure” app, rate your emotional state, and each cry gets logged as a transaction. The more you cry, the more GLOOM you earn. Obviously, this is a PR stunt or a new form of social media troll economy. The evidence? They published a “white paper” that has more typos than a poorly coded meme coin. Coined by a startup that’s only been around for 2 weeks, with a team that can’t even figure out how to use their own platform. I mean, when did the toxic cryptocurrency community get the green light to start “crying for profit”? And the market cap? Half a billion? More like a half‑dozen weird users plus one guy who keeps crying because he watched The Notebook 20 times in a row on repeat in 2024. Hello?
Now, the deep conspiracy: this isn’t about monetizing tears. It’s about monetizing *excitement*. Every cry is a way to *score* the emotional bandwidth of the masses. New wave of data brokers are out here collecting your tear‑data to predict market volatility. Who says we don’t need an eye‑witness to gauge when the next meme will blow up? It’s a perfect example of the new “emotion economy” where your sadness becomes a commodity, and that’s exactly what the shadowy elites want. Because if we can turn despair into gold, controlling the narrative is easier than ever. So you ask, where is the moral? The moral’s got a front door left open for TikTok influencers to start crying challenges to make money. And they’re already selling “cry‑packs” on eBay. Yeah, because we’re living in a world where we buy the opportunity to cry in bulk.
Think about it: what if this is a Trojan horse? It’s creating a huge user base of emotional miners, who collect data on network goings-on and publish it into the open, “protecting” everyone’s privacy by the virtue of being anonymous. And they take a cut of every transaction. Meanwhile, the original founders slip away into the ether, leaving you to fall into an endless loop of crying for profits. The internet can’t keep up. And we’re all guilty of watching the same sad memes and crying because you want the free the next token drop. It’s either that or we’re a generation that can’t stop scrolling. And that’s not the only thing that’s wrong – it’s basically “cry so that you can invest in the tears of others.” Pure chaos.
So what do you think? Are you gonna jump on this because it’s the next big cry‑cash or do you see the red flags? I need to know if anyone else is invested in “cry‑coins” or if this is just another deep‑fake scheme from the crypto land. This is happening RIGHT NOW – are you ready to be the next emotional‑wealth creator? Drop your theories in the comments, let me know if anyone else saw this. Tell me I’m not the only one seeing this. I’m DONE with humanity, but at least one demand: Share this if you’re done supporting this madness. Keep the comments coming, and let’s decide if we’re crying for profit or just for the next viral trend.