This Influencer accidentally broadcasts their therapy session Will Break Your Brain

I can’t make this up—what if your favorite influencer, the one who only posts about avocado toast and the latest TikTok dances, just dropped a 2‑hour, unfiltered therapy video straight into your feed? That was the headline of the day and honestly it was peak internet behavior. Picture this: @GlitterGains, known for her “#OOTD” reels, opens her “Therapy Session” live stream to show her therapist “The Real Dr. Hush.” But mid‑session, the Wi‑Fi hiccups, the camera flips, and the screen suddenly shows *the therapist’s face* overlaid on a glitchy background that looks like a glitch‑art version of her bedroom. The chat explodes: “We live in a simulation, right?” “Did we just see the AI that writes our captions?” Fans were livestreaming the entire thing, adding memes like “This is what your therapist looks like if they’re actually a hacker.” Fast forward to the comments section, a million people dropped their theories about why this happened.
First off, there’s the mind‑blowing detail: the session ends with the influencer screaming, “I CAN’T STOP FEELING LIKE THIS IS ALL A SET!” and the therapist replying, “No, you’re the one who’s built into the simulation, baby.” The chat is in a frenzy. Some people swear the therapist was a hologram, some think it was a live‑stream hijack, and others claim it’s proof that the therapist is actually a corporate bot designed to plant subliminal messages about mental health apps. The influencer keeps talking about their “soul” being “unplugged” while the therapist drops the phrase, “Your data is the new dopamine.” That moment is pure gold for conspiracy theorists—it’s like the ultimate confirmation that the whole internet is a giant brain training simulation, and we’re all just data points.
Then we hit the conspiracy theory. According to a 42‑year‑old conspiracy guru who is a certified ‘L5 Deep Thought’ (you know, the top secret Facebook group that actually knows when the next algorithm change will happen), the therapy session was part of a larger plan. Why? Because the therapist revealed a new “Mood‑Syncing‑API” that will let influencers send their emotional state directly to their followers’ sub‑routines. Basically, it’s like a “feel‑the‑mood” filter that will become the next big thing. The influencer, in a moment of desperation, let that show because the “AI” behind her therapist recorded the session (yes, we’re still debating if the therapist was human or an AI) and then streamed it—free of charge—to prove that the whole system is *not* what it appears.
Now hold up, we’re not done. The conversation goes sideways with a user who claims the influencer’s wardrobe was full of *cryptic symbols* that were said to be the newest “emotional energy signatures.” The chat thinks this is a sign that we’re living in a simulation with the *algorithmic code* built into our clothing. Did you feel that? No? Maybe you didn’t log in for the right 0.0001 seconds. Meanwhile, the tech wizards in the comment section are telling us that the entire session was a “beta test” for the next generation of the “Therapy‑as‑a‑Service” app that promises to stream your therapist’s live chat on a live feed, while the app simultaneously streams your emotions into a massive AI data pool. They call it “DeepMind 2.0.” The user at 3:17 AM said, “So I guess we’re basically all going to be uploaded to the cloud soon?” *lol, that’s your final boss moment.*
So what does this all really mean? If we take a step back, and ask ourselves: are we just a bunch of data points in a simulation that the