This Influencer accidentally broadcasts their therapy session Will Break Your Brain

OMG you just saw the most insane video of a day? I can’t make this up, but apparently the whole world just witnessed the most chaotic live clip ever: a top-tier influencer, who usually drops #GlowUp tips and influencer merch, accidentally streamed a *full* therapy session with their real therapist. Peak internet behavior, for real. We’re talking about a 30-minute deep dive into existential dread, childhood trauma, and the fact that apparently their cat has more influence on their mood than the brand deals. The livestream had the caption “just wanted to be honest” and then the therapist starts explaining how “the self-actualization is a process, not a product”. The influencer’s reaction? Pure meme gold. “I only meant to share a quick tutorial on how to make guac in 3 steps” but the stream cuts to them crying about their therapist’s “why did you think the price of avocado is in the thousands?” So, as the comments exploded, we had #TherapyFail, #InfluencerMelt, #SelfCareGoneWrong. The clip was 25% longer than the usual 10-minute content schedule and 400% more relatable.
Now let’s talk evidence. In the clip you hear the therapist say, “we live in a simulation,” which is no small thing. That’s the moment when the internet exploded with theories: do influencers get to bypass the corporate gatekeepers and get direct access to the simulation’s servers? We’re already seeing an influx of content creators claiming to hack the meta-structure, and this clip is the first proof. The influencer’s own post after the incident claimed, “I’m just a cat in the simulation,” and then posted a GIF of their cat wearing a tiny headset. The hashtag #CatSim was trending for 2 hours straight. Fans are asking: is the cat the real influencer? Did the therapist just become a character in a game? Drop your theories.
Hot take: the whole incident might be a *sponsored* ploy by simulation tech companies. We’re seeing “I can’t believe this is real” reactions that are actually scripted. The influencer’s team, who has been rumored to be in a partnership with VR startups, probably planned the mishap to create viral content and test the boundaries of the glitch. The therapist was actually a brand ambassador for “RealityBites”—an app that claims to let you download feelings. The therapy session was a live demo, but the influencer accidentally switched the camera from the studio to the therapist’s face. The glitch was a *peaking* moment, a glitch that’s basically proof that we’re all in a simulation and the influencer just accidentally opened a portal to the source code. #SimulationTheory
The fallout has been nothing short of wild. Some people are calling for a boycott of influencer content because it “is a breach of mental privacy”, while others say it’s a blessing: finally, we see the influencer’s vulnerability, not just their glossy filters. The therapist, who says the entire session should have been private, now appears on the streaming platform “TalkWithCats” and is livestreaming a Q&A about the “cosmic role of kitties in consciousness.” The world is in confusion. Some say this is the ultimate peak internet behavior: we’re laughing, crying, and asking if we’re being observed by higher AI. One