This Influencer accidentally broadcasts their therapy session Will Break Your Brain
OMG, so I was scrolling through my feed last night, sipping on my keto coffee, when *BAM*—a live stream of a therapist’s office broke into your timeline like a glitch in the Matrix, and an influencer was like, “Oh hey, just doing my weekly mental health check for the ‘gram!” I can’t make this up, it’s pure peak internet behavior.
The clip starts with a white sofa, a warm lamp, and a therapist—who’s wearing a hoodie that says “I AM NOT A ROBOT”—typing a meme on the laptop. The influencer, 24, with that signature neon pink hair, is already livestreaming her breakfast, juggling a phone and a protein bar. Suddenly, the camera zooms in, and the therapist asks, “Tell me, what’s the root of your anxiety?” And the influencer goes, “Okay, so, like, I’m literally terrified of committing to a new filter before Instagram trends.” The whole thing is 3 minutes, 47 seconds, and the audience count spiked from 9k to 132k in under 30 seconds. Peak internet behavior, because nobody else is ready to see a therapist’s session that’s livestreamed on IG.
Now let’s get to the juicy part: The therapist’s “E-therapy” is actually a front. I swore I saw a hidden camera behind the therapist’s bookshelf, capturing not just audio but the influencer’s entire emotional spectrum. The influencer talks about her “shadow self” while the therapist nods and says, “Tell me more about your shadow.” A freaky voice from the back, no, that voice is actually a 3rd person AI voice that says, “We live in a simulation, and the data from your anxiety is being streamed to feed the matrix.” A hot take? Absolutely.
If we accept the conspiracy that the influencer’s followers are the only witness, then we’re looking at a government experiment with us as test subjects, like a real-life “The Truman Show” but for mental health. The therapist’s office is disguised as a set, the “session” is a staged confession, and the influencer is the unsuspecting guinea pig. Or maybe the therapist is secretly a government agent. The real truth might be that every living thing is a character, and we all go on autopilot. We live in a simulation, people, and this clip is the system’s way to tell us we’re not supposed to notice the glitch.
The next time you’re scrolling for a cute cat or a dumb meme, pause for a second. Ask yourself: Who’s watching the watcher? Who’s watching the therapist? If this was an accident, what does it say about the ethics of influencer therapy? If it was planned, what are the consequences to your mental health? Drop your theories in the comments, because honestly, we can’t keep this from the internet’s eye. Tell me I’m not the only one seeing this; we might just be part of a bigger plot.
What do you think? Drop your theories in the comments—this is happening RIGHT NOW—are you ready?
