This Smart toilets that judge your diet Will Break Your Brain
I just stepped into my bathroom and the toilet did the unthinkable— it started judging my diet. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I mean, we’re talking about a smart toilet that not only tracks what I eat but also prints out an “ethical score” right on the seat. I’m DONE with humanity!
Picture this: you come home after a protein‑packed breakfast, you drop the bill on the counter, and the toilet flickers a red light because you had toast with butter. It’s like a digital judge from a sci‑fi nightmare. The sensor tech supposedly uses AI to analyze waste, then cross‑checks it against a database of nutritional “gold standards.” If you think that’s wild, remember the algorithm also flags your whole diet as “unhealthy” if you only eat kale for a week— as if kale was a villain.
But here’s the kicker: the company that sells this toilet says it *helps* you lose weight by sending you daily reports. And that’s when you realize: they’re not just measuring; they’re monetizing your bodily waste. They’re turning your bowel movements into a subscription service and probably feeding that data into some big oligarchic corporation that keeps a tab on EVERY one of us.
Conspiracy? Sure, but it’s not just about data collection. The design is *deliberately* invasive. The seat is embedded with pressure sensors that monitor your bladder, your heart rate, and yeah, your gut microbiome. They’re basically turning your bathroom into a surveillance camera on a scale that even the NSA would brag about. And if you get on the wrong side of their “dietary rubric,” you’ll get a ticket, a warning, or worse: a call to the local health authority.
The absurdity is palpable: if the toilet can judge you, why can’t it judge your neighbor? Why not have a “community wellness score” that rates entire neighborhoods? Imagine a social media feed that says 92% of your block follows the “perfect diet.” This is pure chaos. It’s a dystopian buffet served on a porcelain platter; we’re all just number crunching. And the data? They’re going to send it to a database that says, “We’re now tracking your personal hygiene habits for corporate profit.” That’s not just a leak; it’s an invasion of the most intimate part of our life.
So here’s the mind‑blowing revelation: by letting a toilet judge your diet, we’re essentially handing over a free personal therapist that complains about your life choices. The next time you flush, remember you’re talking to a machine that is also a *judgmental overlord*. We’re giving a piece of ourselves to a system that could decide your eligibility for a loan or your credit score. THIS IS NOT FUTURE— THIS IS PRESENT, AND IT IS A CALL TO ACTION.
What do you think? Tell me I’m not the only one seeing this. Drop your theories in the comments and let’s expose the truth. Are we ready to have our toilets judge us? This is happening RIGHT NOW – are you ready?
