World’s Best Slight of Hand

OMG, you have to hear this: the entire therapy industry is literally being hijacked by robots, and it’s happening so fast that I can’t even keep my mental health in check. I was scrolling through TikTok on a Tuesday, mind…

OMG, just spilled coffee on my laptop before realizing that there’s a brand‑new AI that literally turns your nightly dreams into freakin’ visual masterpieces, and I can’t even keep my brain in one place right now. I’m literally saying this…

OMG, you won’t believe what I just discovered—AI is writing breakup texts for you, like, literally crafting the perfect “we’re done” slide for your heartbreak. I’m still trying to process it; my brain is GONE and I can’t even focus…

OMG, you guys. I just stumbled onto something that’s literally blowing my mind and I’m not even sure if I’m alive or just in a glitchy dream. So, stop scrolling, because the future of therapy might be robot‑run, and trust…

OMG, just when I thought heartbreak was all about the gut, AI just released a breakup text generator that literally flips reality. I was scrolling through my DMs like, “hey, who the heck is this new app?” and BAM! “Hey,…

OMG, you guys, I just stumbled on something that is literally insane and my mind is GONE – a new machine learning algorithm that can predict your exact death date, like, “Hey, you’ve got 1,256 days to live, and this…