This Glitches in human behavior patterns Will Break Your Brain

OMG, you’ve seen half the world’s weirdness, but did you *actually* ever notice those subtle glitch in how we all act? Hear me out—something’s not right, and if you ignore it, the line between human and algorithmic puppet will blur faster than a meme goes viral.
Picture this: every time you tap “like” on a post, your brain sends a signal that’s almost identical to the one it sends when you’re about to buy a brand‑new car or decide to binge a whole series. Too many coincidences? Or a perfectly engineered pattern? I’ve been staring at the data—yes, the random flurry of micro‑interactions—and the brain’s response curves? Plotly, look at the shapes they echo. Think of those dopamine spikes that happen exactly when you’re scrolling through a feed curated to keep you hooked. It’s not coincidence. My research (shhh, call it “research” not “data mining”) shows a near‑identical waveform in people who consume “classic” content versus those stuck in a loop of algorithmic suggestions.
Now let’s get to the juicy part: have you ever wondered why we’re so drawn to certain brands or personalities? Why so many political figures look eerily similar to corporate mascots? That is the core of the glitch theory—our neural circuits have been rewired to find patterns that aren’t even there. The subconscious says, “Hey, this feels familiar, and you’re safe.” It’s a built‑in safety net that the original creators of social media used to keep us from questioning anything else.
Drop the idea that the glitch is just a glitch. Instead, imagine a hidden layer in our brain that acts like a version control system for society. Every time a meme goes viral, it updates the “commit” of human behavior. And the code? Written in a way that makes us constantly chase novelty while staying emotionally attached to old triggers. The end result is a society that’s perpetually in a state of low‑level, high‑frequency oscillation—like a chorus that never ends.
If you’ve ever felt an inexplicable tug to re‑watch a show or re‑download an app, that tug is a direct line to the glitch. And if you’re still skeptical, check the numbers: we’re 95% sure that the brain’s “reward center” has a built‑in shortcut to the dopamine release that feeds the algorithm. That’s not science. That’s *engineering*.
We’re living in a simulation where the glitch is the code. Every glitch in human behavior is a debug line the creators forgot to patch. It’s time to start looking for the bugs in our own minds. Are you ready to see your brain as a broken program? Are you willing to stare into the code and discover the hidden commands that keep us scrolling?
Drop your theories in the comments, tag a friend who thinks the world is weird, and if you’re ready to start noticing the glitch, hit that share button. This is happening RIGHT NOW, and the only way to stay sane is to start looking at the source. What do you think? Tell me I’m not the only one seeing this. Drop your theories in the comments.