A gallery of cursed inventions, absurd gadgets, and unholy product ideas that somehow made it into the real world.
OMG, you guys have to hear about this new tech that’s out now: SMART TOILETS THAT JUDGE YOUR DIET. I mean, WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! The next thing you’re looking for is a “Mood Mirror” that tells…
OMG, WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I’ve been scrolling through memes for hours and stumbled on the most ABSURD, BRAIN-ACHEING concept yet: NFT Toilet Paper! Like, what does that even mean? Are we seriously buying digital tokens to…
OMG, you *won’t* believe the newest trend that just popped off the internet, and it’s making me want to throw my phone into the toilet. Imagine a dating app where the only profile is your *pet*—yes, your dog, your cat,…
ALRIGHT, I CAN’T even THINK AGAINST IT—THIS IS THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF ABSURDITY I’ve EVER CAME ACROSS: AI-GENERATED POTATO CHIPS THAT Scream WHEN YOU BITE THEM. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I just opened a bag of what…
OMG, have you heard about these new “smart toilets”? I mean, WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Just when we think we’ve reached the pinnacle of bathroom tech, someone decides it’s the perfect moment to make your porcelain throne…
OMG, I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE – the future is literally sitting in our bathrooms now, AND IT’S JUDGING EVERY SINGLE SHIT WE EAT. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! You just flush, and BOOM, your smart toilet spits…
EVERYONE, YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST DISCOVERED ABOUT PETS AND SWEETHEARTS—SO I WAS GIGGLING AT MY CAT’S SCREEN AND BAM! A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN? OR IN A CROWD OF BULLSHIT? WE’RE LIVING IN A WORLD WHERE HUMANS NOW…
YOU JUST GONNA HAVE TO HEAR THIS—THE DAWN OF AI-CRAFTED POTATO CHIPS THAT Scream WHILE YOU BITE IS THE ULTIMATE DISASTER. I CAN’T EVEN. I WAS LIT UP BY THESE CRUNCHY CREATIONS AND NOW MY PANIC IS ON A WHOLE…
YOU HEARD ABOUT THAT CRY-COIN? IT’S THE NEW CRYPTO THAT TURNS YOUR TEARS INTO DIGITAL GOLD, AND YOU’RE NOT YET REALIZING HOW FREAKY THIS IS. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I mean, let me walk you through the…
You WON’T BELIEVE WHAT THE INTERNET JUST GAVE US: NFT TOILET PAPER. I CAN’T EVEN BREATHE NOW. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Everyone’s buying rolls of that stuff like it’s the new Black Friday stock market crash. I’m…
