A gallery of cursed inventions, absurd gadgets, and unholy product ideas that somehow made it into the real world.
Did you just see the latest crypto trend that makes you question everything you thought you knew about money? I CAN’T EVEN. An entire blockchain is now built on how many times you cry. Yes, YOU read that right: CRY-COIN,…
I CAN’T EVEN HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW—someone finally decided that the only way to save the planet is to judge your every poop. Yes, WHILE YOU’RE FLUSHING, your toilet is doing a full diet audit on you, and it’s not…
Just when you thought society was getting ridiculous, WE JUST LAUNCHED DATE MY PUPPY, DOGGO, OR CAT in 2024: apps that let your furry BFF get matched with other pets like a Tinder for tails. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A…
OMG, I’m literally losing it over here – AI-generated potato chips that *scream* when you bite them! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! The first time I slipped that little bag into my head, I thought I’d just cracked…
OMG, you have HAD TO SEE WHAT THIS NFT TOILET PAPER IS, RIGHT? I JUST STUMBLED UPON THIS CRAZY HEADLINE, AND IT WAS PURE CHAOS. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! That a bunch of tech bros decided to…
OMG—I JUST SAW MY PET’S PROFILE ON A DATE APP AND IT’S LIKE, WHAT? WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I’m DONE with humanity, and I mean, I’ve seen my cat swipe right on a squirrel, but this? A…
EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING, THIS IS THE MOST ABSURD THING I’ve EVER SEEN! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! A start‑up named CrypTears just dropped a new crypto platform that literally pays you in tears—yes, every time you…
OMG, I CAN’T EVEN BREATHE AFTER I WOKE UP TO MY NEW TOILET TALKING BACK TO ME. THIS IS PURE CHAOS AND IT JUST REINFORCED THAT WE’RE ALL SINKING INTO A FUTURE WHERE EVEN THE PLUMBING IS JUDGING US. WHO…
STOP SCROLLING—THIS IS WHAT YOU WERE WAITING FOR: AI‑GENERATED POTATO CHIPS THAT Scream WHEN YOU BITE! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I mean, are we really supposed to eat tech that yells? It’s pure chaos, and I’m DONE…
YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST DISCOVERED—A CRYPTOCURRENCY RUNNING ON TEAR COUNT! I WAS JUST SCROLLING THE FORUMS WHEN I STUMBLED OVER “CELEBRATE YOUR SOBS,” THE NEW CRYPTO THAT YOU GET MINTED WHEN YOU CRY. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A…
