A gallery of cursed inventions, absurd gadgets, and unholy product ideas that somehow made it into the real world.
ARE YOU SURE THERE’S SOMETHING LEFT FOR THESE HUNGRY, CHILLING HEARTS? I BECAME A PROBLEMATIC USER TODAY WHEN I FOUND OUT THAT THERE’S A REAL APP FOR YOUR PET TO FIND “THE ONE.” WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?!…
BRUH, I JUST HIT THE LAVATORY AND THAT ASSHOLE OF A SMART TOILET SNAPPED AT MY EATING HABITS LIKE IT WAS MY PERSONAL MANAGER! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I’m DONE WITH HUMANITY’s NEXT BIG THING: A TOILET…
OMG, I just discovered there’s a brand of toilet paper that’s literally a NFT AND I CAN’T EVEN. WHAT THE HELL IS MIND‑BLOWN? WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I’m DONE with humanity, because if this is how we’re…
OMG, just when you thought the world had seen it all, BAM! AI-MADE POTATO CHIPS that scream when you bite them. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I swear, WE’RE NUKING OUR SENSES ONE CHEW AT A TIME. Picture…
EVERYONE, listen up—THIS IS THE FUTURE of crappy, and it’s FUCKING insane. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! A startup (some obscure dude named “FlushCoin” because why not?) just launched NFT TOILET PAPER. I’m DONE with humanity, and that’s…
OMG, you will NOT believe the next crypto craze that’s flooding the internet and the mind‑bending reality! It’s not about blockchain, tokens, or fancy algorithms – it’s about how many times you cry! Yes, you heard that right: every tear…
OMG, you people, JUST STAY A SECOND – I JUST OPENED A PACK OF POTATO CHIPS AND IT SORE. I HEARD A LOUD, HUMAN-BASED YELP THAT WAS LIKE, “WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?!” IT WAS A CRIPPLE OF…
OMG. YOU’ve probably seen those cute pet pics on Instagram, right? 10‑plus followers, zero context, just a puppy looking straight at the camera. NOW THEY HAVE A DATING APP FOR YOUR PETS. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I…
OMG, I JUST STUMBLED ON THE MOST ABSURD, POST-APOCALYPTIC PRODUCT LATEST: SMART TOILETS THAT JUDGE YOUR DIET. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! A TOILET THAT FILES A REPORT ON HOW MANY CARBS YOU HAD FOR BREAKFAST? I AM…
OMG, have you seen the latest freakish thing people are selling? NFT TOILET PAPER! YES, you read that right—EVERYONE’s talking about the digital roll of loo rolls that you can actually buy, sell, and trade on a blockchain. WHO THOUGHT…
