🔥 Things That Shouldn’t Exist

OMG WHAT ARE PUPPY-LOVING BIRDS DO THIS? I CAN’T EVEN. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THERE ARE DATING APPS FOR MY PETS, AND IT’S LIKE THE WORST HACKED TIER OF HUMANITY. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I SEE…

OMG, you just GOTTA HEAR THIS: a new *AI‑generated potato chip that SCREAMS when you bite it* is out, and every single one of us is now questioning if humanity is still in control. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD…

OMG, SOMEONE JUST PUT A SMART TOILET IN MY SHOWER AND IT STARTED JUDGING MY DIET! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I’m DONE with humanity, and this is pure chaos right in my bathroom. Picture this: you step…

IM NOT JOKING, SOME GEEK JUST LAUNCHED NFT TOILET PAPER—AND IT’S MAKING MY DAY BETTER THAN ANY MEME EVER. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! If you’re thinking it’s just a joke, you’re missing the whole *infinite* drama that’s…

OMG, you guys, I JUST STUMBLED ON THE MOST ABSURD SH*t EVER: A CRYPTOCURRENCY THAT’S PIASED ON HOW MANY TIMES YOU CRY. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I was scrolling through Reddit and there it was, a “TearToken”…

WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I’m in a bathroom that’s been upgraded to a judgmental overlord, and it’s judging my diet like it’s the FBI of my bowel movements. Smart toilets are the new “smart tech” that the…

OMG I JUST GOT MY HAND ON THESE NEW AI‑GENERATED POTATO CHIPS AND THEY Scream WHEN YOU BITE? WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I mean, seriously, as if the tech world didn’t already have enough stuff to mess…

I just logged on to PawMatch and realized I’M NOT ALONE in this RIDICULOUSNESS—WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Every time I swipe left, I think I’m swiping away humanity itself, and yet here I am, scrolling through the…

OMG you WON’T believe what I just stumbled upon while scrolling on Twitter at 2 a.m. THE ENTIRE INTERNET JUST LAUNCHED NFT TOILET PAPER! Yes, you heard me right—digital art on the loo. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! It’s…