A gallery of cursed inventions, absurd gadgets, and unholy product ideas that somehow made it into the real world.
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I’m in a bathroom that’s been upgraded to a judgmental overlord, and it’s judging my diet like it’s the FBI of my bowel movements. Smart toilets are the new “smart tech” that the…
OMG I JUST GOT MY HAND ON THESE NEW AI‑GENERATED POTATO CHIPS AND THEY Scream WHEN YOU BITE? WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I mean, seriously, as if the tech world didn’t already have enough stuff to mess…
I just logged on to PawMatch and realized I’M NOT ALONE in this RIDICULOUSNESS—WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Every time I swipe left, I think I’m swiping away humanity itself, and yet here I am, scrolling through the…
OMG you WON’T believe what I just stumbled upon while scrolling on Twitter at 2 a.m. THE ENTIRE INTERNET JUST LAUNCHED NFT TOILET PAPER! Yes, you heard me right—digital art on the loo. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! It’s…
OMG, did you just see that new AI‑generated potato chip that SCREAMS when you bite it? I’m not kidding – the clip on TikTok is literally a horror movie in 30 seconds, and it’s spreading faster than a wildfire on…
OMG, you guys, I just stumbled across the most insane crypto idea ever, and I’m literally losing it over the sheer absurdity—CRYPTOCURRENCY BASED ON HOW MANY TIMES YOU CRY! YES, I read that right. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD…
BRO, YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT’S HAPPENING ON THE INTERNET RIGHT NOW—NFT TOILET PAPER. STAY CALM, THIS IS NOT KIDDING. PEOPLE ARE THROWING MINECRAFT BILLS FOR DIGITAL TOILET PAPER THAT CAN BE WRAPPED IN THE METAVERSE AND GIFTED TO YOUR FAM,…
YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT’S RUNNING RACING THROUGH THE INTERNET RIGHT NOW—PET DATING APPS! I CAN’T EVEN! WHY IS MY DOG DOING A PROFILE AND LOOKING AT FROSTY THE BIRD ON A MATCHING APP? WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?!…
WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW? EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT THESE “SMART TOILETS” THAT ACT AS YOUR PERSONAL DIET COACH, BUT THEY’RE NOT WHOLELY SEDATIVE FOR YOUR HEALTH, THEY’RE WHOSE NEW CENSORSHIP WALL BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR OWN STOMACH?…
GET READY TO HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN, FURRY-LY, OF COURSE, BECAUSE THE NEXT BIG THING IS PET DATING APPS AND I CAN’T EVEN. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I’ve just opened “PawsMatch” and they’re literally pairing my goldfish…
