A gallery of cursed inventions, absurd gadgets, and unholy product ideas that somehow made it into the real world.
OMG, I WAS SLEEPING AND THEN I WOKE UP TO HUNGRY, SHARK‑SHANKED DOGS SWIPING RIGHT THROUGH MY PHONE! I SAW A NEW APP POP UP THAT LETS YOU SWIPE FOR YOUR FIDO’S NEXT BEST FUR‑BOND—YES, LIKE A HUMAN LOVER, BUT…
OMG, YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT JUST HIT THE INTERNET—SOME FREAKED OUT NEW SMART TOILET THAT DOESN’T JUST FLUSH, IT JUDGES YOUR DIET! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! If you think the last tech craze was the “smart fridge…
Just when I thought snacking couldn’t get any more insane, I discovered AI‑generated potato chips that literally scream when you bite them! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! The other night I was scrolling through TikTok, craving something crunchy,…
OMG, you guys, I just stumbled on the most insane thing ever: a cryptocurrency that values itself by the number of times you cry! I’m literally tearing up reading into this, because WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Let…
OH MY GOD, YOU WON’T BELIEVE THIS—THE INTERNET JUST RELEASED A NEW LINE OF DATING APPS FOR YOUR PETS, AND I AM DONE WITH HUMANITY. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I CAN’ T EVEN FIGURE OUT HOW WE…
OMG, EVERYONE, have you heard about those *AI‑generated potato chips that scream when you bite into them?* Like, WHAT IS THIS, AMERICA?! I am literally clutching my phone like a goddamn relic, because I just watched a clip of people…
OMG, you won’t believe the newest crypto craze that’s blowing up the internet – a digital currency based on how many times you cry. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I’m DONE with humanity, because if you think Bitcoin,…
I just stepped into my bathroom and the toilet did the unthinkable— it started judging my diet. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I mean, we’re talking about a smart toilet that not only tracks what I eat but…
OMG, you HAVE to read about the newest NFT toilet paper craze that is blowing my mind! I’m literally WRITING this while staring at the bathroom, and I can’t even keep my coffee from spilling. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A…
OMG, YOU WON’T BELIEVE THIS ABSURDNESS THAT JUST POPPED UP ONLINE – a new cryptocurrency that’s literally based on how many times you cry! YES, YOU READ THAT RIGHT. Every sob you shed is now technically a transaction, a unit…
