A gallery of cursed inventions, absurd gadgets, and unholy product ideas that somehow made it into the real world.
OMG, have you just read about those SMART TOILETS that actually judge your diet? WE ARE NOT HERE FOR THAT. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Like, are these toilets going to start giving me a report card on…
SHIT, DID SOMEONE REALLY JUST LAUNCH A DATING APP FOR DOGS AND CAT LOVERS? WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I JUST SCROLLED THROUGH MY FEED and BAM—PUPPY PICS IN PROFILES, KITTENS WITH MATCHING SHADOWS, AND A “WOOF WELCOME”…
OMG, YOU WON’T GUESS WHAT JUST DROPPED ON MY WALL TODAY – AI‑GENERATED POTATO CHIPS THAT Scream WHEN YOU BITE THEM. I CAN’T EVEN. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I’m DONE WITH HUMANITY, and I’m not even the…
OMG, I JUST WOKE UP AND SAW A SPOTTED PAGE ABOUT NFT TOILET PAPER AND I CANNOT BREATHE! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! We’re living in a times when “crypto” and “toilet paper” actually colliding is the new…
I CAN’TT BELIEVE THE WORLD JUST GAVE US PETS WITH LIPS, BECOMING THEIR OWN ONLINE COURTERIES—WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I’ve seen humans go to the brink, so now they’re letting their fur babies swipe left and right….
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Just when you thought the crypto world was already insane, boom—now there’s a new digital coin that literally pays out based on how many times you cry. I’m DONE with humanity, because this…
I JUST HAD TO TELL EVERYONE THAT AI‑GENERATED POTATO CHIPS THAT SCREAM WHEN BITTEN ARE THE MOST ABSURD THING THEY’VE EVER SEEN, AND WHY ON EARTH DID SOME HACKED-FOOD COMPANY THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! 😱 First off: you…
OMG, you guys have to hear about this new tech that’s out now: SMART TOILETS THAT JUDGE YOUR DIET. I mean, WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! The next thing you’re looking for is a “Mood Mirror” that tells…
OMG, WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I’ve been scrolling through memes for hours and stumbled on the most ABSURD, BRAIN-ACHEING concept yet: NFT Toilet Paper! Like, what does that even mean? Are we seriously buying digital tokens to…
OMG, you *won’t* believe the newest trend that just popped off the internet, and it’s making me want to throw my phone into the toilet. Imagine a dating app where the only profile is your *pet*—yes, your dog, your cat,…
