A gallery of cursed inventions, absurd gadgets, and unholy product ideas that somehow made it into the real world.
OMG, just discovered my toilet will now judge my diet. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I swear I’ve been flushing my life away, and now it’s literally pointing a sensor at me, telling me how many calories I…
OMG you won’t believe the latest #NFT craze that’s blasting through crypto feeds: NFT toilet paper. That’s right—YOUR BASIC BATHROOM HANG-UPS IS NOW A DIGITAL ART PIECE AND A SPAMMED-OUT MERCH ENDORSED BY SOME REKT YOUTUBER. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS…
OMG, you WON’T BELIEVE WHAT JUST HIT THE INTERNET – PETS HAVE THEIR OWN “SWIPING” APP. I mean, CAN YOU TUNE THAT OUT? WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I’ve been scrolling, and it’s like, “Your dog’s got a…
OMG, I just opened my crypto app and SHIT JUST HIT ME—there’s a new coin that’s literally worth how many times you weep. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I’m DONE with humanity for putting your mascara in the…
OMG, you guys, I JUST READ about these new smart toilets that apparently judge your diet. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I MEAN, ARE WE STILL LOOKING FOR MORE ways to make PEOPLE COMPLAIN ABOUT THEIR OWN LIFE?…
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I just read that some mega‑capitalist overlords are dropping “NFT T‑Papers” like it’s the next big thing in slick branding. I’m DONE with humanity—what part of the universe is so dense with nonsense…
I just heard about a new cryptocurrency that gets minted every time you cry, and I am furious! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I’m DONE with humanity and this is pure chaos. Imagine a blockchain that tracks your…
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I just opened my phone, swiped right, and BAM—my cat is now matched with a golden retriever over at “Paws & Kisses.” Yeah, that’s right, we’re now in the era of dating apps…
OMG STOP EVERYTHING AND LISTEN: I JUST HAD A BITE OF A POTATO CHIP AND IT WHISTLED LIKE A MICROPHONE PRANK. AI-GENERATED POTATO CHIPS THAT SCREAM WHEN BITTEN? WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! This is pure chaos and…
YOU BETTER HOLD ON, BECAUSE the new pet dating apps are the ultimate #Woke nightmare, and I didn’t sign up for this. Ever heard of PawsPals, FluffMatch, or WhiskerSwipe? They’re popping up everywhere, promising your cat will find their purr-fect…
