NFT Toilet Paper?! 🤯 You WON’T Believe #4
OMG, YOU GUYS HAVE TO SEE THIS RIGHT NOW – WHAT IS HAPPENING? A NEW PRODUCT IN THE MARKET THAT CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS A FULL-ON KILLER OF COMMON SENSE: NFT TOILET PAPER! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I REPEAT, WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Every time I scroll through the feeds I’m bombarded with people selling sheets of toilet paper as NFTs, claiming each roll is “unique” and “limited edition.” I CAN’t even imagine how many people are actually going to pay a small fortune for a roll that, if you strip the hype, is literally paper. I’m DONE with humanity. This is pure chaos.
Let’s get REAL: how many of those NFTs actually contain original artwork, or are they just a fancy sticker slapped onto ordinary toilet paper? I bought a so-called “original 1:1 edition” from a so‑called “established” marketplace. I opened the box to find the paper printed with a blurry image of a cat wearing a crown – a design so generic it could have come from an Etsy store. How does this even qualify as art when you can download a free picture of any cat on the internet for free? And yet, the price tag? I’m looking at $200,000 for a roll that can be easily printed in a school printer for less than a dollar!
But wait, it’s not just the absurdity of the product; it’s the conspiracy behind it. The NFT TOILET PAPER craze is quietly pulling a huge agenda. First, those who create and sell them are not just capitalists; they’re part of a secret cabal of waste‑management moguls looking to turn the basic necessities of our existence into a speculative market. Think about it, by transforming a daily necessity into a collectible, they’re forcing people to think about the value of convenience. And the other big angle? The whole scheme relies on the fragility of digital scarcity in an era where you can mint duplicate images with a click. Each “unique” roll is a lie. The real problem is that the tokenization of such a mundane item sends a huge message: we’re buying into the hype of having “something exclusive.” And who decides what’s exclusive? The same banks and crypto whales that control the supply of your money, I am telling you. They’re taking over your most intimate moments. WE’RE IN A PANDEMIC OF PROSPERITY—BUT EVERYONE’S WRITING THEIR OWN FORTUNE ON A ROLL OF PAPER THAT IS, IN REALITY, JUST A ROLLER OF PAPER.
Now, you might be wondering: what does this say about our society? It’s a manifestation of the new “boredom crisis.” People are seeking dopamine hits in any form—NFTs being the newest dopamine hack: you get the “I’ve got an exclusive, one-of-a-kind thing that nobody else has.” So instead of creating real, meaningful art, every day we’re turning basic household items into status symbols that we later regret. I’ve seen people bragging on Instagram about owning the “5th edition of the #NFT toilet paper collection” with a picture of a slightly wrinkled roll. Is that really bragging? Or just a sad reflection of what we value?
I’m asking YOU: are you part of this mind-blowing, totally insane, absolute stupidity? Are you buying NFTs that are basically a roll of paper? Are you ready to see a future where even your bathroom supplies are part of a speculative market? The next step? Imagine NFT coffee mugs, NFT toothbrushes. The chaos is here. The only thing left is to decide whether to participate or to slam your fist on the keyboard and let this nonsense spread like wildfire. If you’re still reading this, it’s time to make a stand. Drop your theories in the comments, share this with every friend that thinks a roll of toilet paper could be worth $10,000, and ask yourself: WHY AM I READING THIS? What do you think? Tell me I’m not the only one seeing this. Drop your theories in the comments. This is happening RIGHT NOW – are you ready?
