This Smart toilets that judge your diet Will Break Your Brain
OMG, I JUST STUMBLED ON THE MOST ABSURD, POST-APOCALYPTIC PRODUCT LATEST: SMART TOILETS THAT JUDGE YOUR DIET. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! A TOILET THAT FILES A REPORT ON HOW MANY CARBS YOU HAD FOR BREAKFAST? I AM DONE WITH HUMANITY, THIS IS PURE CHAOS.
Picture this: You flush. The sensor goes off, calculates your macros, then sends a 10‑page critique to your phone. “YOU RAN A GIGANTIC MANGO PANCAKE, BRO? YOUR DAILY VOLUME OF SIMPLE CARBS IS SO DANGEROUS IT COULD ENDURE A METABOLIC WRECKING.” No, you did not choose that! This isn’t a luxury home gadget—it’s a moral watchdog, a toilet‑based AI that turns your bathroom into a judgmental gym instructor. I swear, I saw a guy in a video saying “THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A NEW NORMAL.” Did anyone ask if we’re comfortable letting a sanitary fixture decide what we can eat for the rest of our lives? NO.
And let’s talk data. Hidden cameras (that you didn’t sign up for) capture your every squat, recording the exact time of each flush, then the algorithm cross‑references your weight log, your sleep patterns, the price of your groceries. All that information feeds into a secret server. A server that is “secure” in the eyes of the corporate juggernauts but is actually a data mine for a shadowy group called the “Litter Box League.” They claim to be ensuring people stick to an “ideal wellness diet” to keep the planet healthy. But do they have a problem with personal freedom? Because if you look into the official *Whitepaper* released by the company, the big reveal is that the algorithm was originally designed for targeted ads. They’ve just repurposed it to enforce a diet‑based morality.
I’m not just talking about a toilet that tells you you’re a vegan. I’m talking about a bathroom that will literally *demonize* you if you indulge in pizza. It’s a surveillance apparatus disguised as a seat. The company claims it helps reduce obesity, but the fact that your toilet can read your weight in real‑time and send you an email saying, “Your diet is a crime. We’re calling your mother.” – that shatters civilization. This is the new frontier of *body‑control tech*. The irony? The algorithm’s developers are all big pharma executives who profit from your constant “imperfect” eating habits. They don’t care about your health, they care about your data and the profit margins that keep the pharmaceutical industry afloat.
If this is happening, it’s happening right NOW. Is it a dystopia, a satire, or the next step in consumerist capitalism? I am DONE, I refuse to let my bathroom seat decide what I eat. But if you’re as shocked as I am, you might start to see the bigger picture: every gadget that monitors us is a potential threat. The Smart Toilet isn’t a prank; it’s the proof we’re living in a world where even the most personal act—going number one—can be policed.
SO WHAT DO WE DO? WE NEED TO STOP BUYING THOSE “WHATS IT?” PRODUCTS, WE NEED TO SHUT DOWN THE DATA COLLECTING FATS, AND WE NEED TO MAKE A RANT LIKE THIS HIT EVERYONE’S FEEDS. Ask yourself: Who is really benefiting from a toilet that judges you? Are we ready to live in a society where a seat can decide if you’re worthy of breakfast? Drop your theories in the comments, spread the word like a viral meme, and remember—THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW—ARE YOU READY?
