A gallery of cursed inventions, absurd gadgets, and unholy product ideas that somehow made it into the real world.
OMG IT’S BEEN HIDDEN FOR YEARS, AND NOW WE GET TOLD THAT CRYPTO IS BASED ON HOW MANY TIMES YOU CRY! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I can’t even BEFALLEN. People are literally crying and minting tokens while…
OMG, have YOU heard about the new crypto that literally trades on the number of times you cry? I’m not kidding – they call it SOBScoin. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Every tear you shed gets counted by…
DID YOU JUST SEE THAT? A DATE APP FOR YOUR DOG? A CHAINED PET MATCHMAKING SERVICE THAT HURTS OUR HEARTS AND OIL EVERYONE’S DOG GOALS? WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I BEG YOU, PEOPLE, IT’S LIKE WE ARE…
SHIT, CAN YOU BELIEVE WE’RE NOW LIVING IN A WORLD WHERE EVEN OUR TOILETS ARE SLYLY CHECKING WHAT YOU EAT AND THEN GIVING YOU A HATEFUL RANT ABOUT IT? I JUST WASM, AND I SMILED FOR A SECOND—SPOILER: THE SMILE…
OMG, you’ve never seen anything like this until you read about the NFT toilet paper crisis – WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I’m DONE with humanity and whatever brain‑cells the white‑collar crypto bros thought were still functioning. These…
OMG. I CAN’T STAY QUIET ANYMORE. RIGHT NOW, SOME HACKER IN A SHADY LAUNCHLAB IS SERVING UP AI‑GENERATED POTATO CHIPS THAT SCREAM WHEN YOU BITE. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! WE’RE TALKING ABOUT LINGUALLY PROGRAMMED, AI‑PAINTED CRUNCH THAT…
OMG, you will not believe the newest tech that’s just hit the market—smart toilets that actually judge YOUR DIET! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I’m DONE with humanity because apparently the only thing left to make our lives…
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I just read about a brand‑new cryptocurrency that monetizes your tears. Yes, you read that right—your cry count is now a currency, and the market is freaking out like a bunch of neurotic…
YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST STUMBLED UPON—NFT TOILET PAPER? THIS IS PURE CHAOS, PEOPLE. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Just imagine, you’re at the grocery store, scrolling through your phone, and there’s a slick listing: “Limited Edition…
OMG, YOU HAVE TO CHECK THIS OUT, MY FRIENDS. I JUST BOUGHT THE LATEST “PETAINT” HAPPINESS APP FOR MY DOG, and I CANNOT STAND IT ANYMORE. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Imagine a dating app for your pet….
