A gallery of cursed inventions, absurd gadgets, and unholy product ideas that somehow made it into the real world.
OMG, STOP reading this until you hear the next sentence: AIâgenerated potato chips that scream when you bite them. I CANâT EVEN. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Iâve just lived through a decade thatâs already messed up with…
OMG, stop scrolling, drop your phone, and read THIS NOW. WHO THOUGHT WE NEED A DOG TO FIND A HUMAN? Itâs a dating app for my PUPPY AND ITâs 2024, not 1994. IâM DONE with humanity and the *absurd* power…
OMG you will NOT believe what I just stumbled onâa whole BRANDâNEW CRYPTO that literally trades your TEARS like Bitcoin! đđž Imagine paying your rent with the number of times you bawled at your exâs playlist or the count of…
CAN YOU GUESS WHAT JUST SHIPPED TO MY HOUSE? A PACK OF NFT TOILET PAPER! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I’m DONE with humanity because apparently the next big thing in luxury is a roll that only exists…
OMG I CANâT EVEN Start READING THIS đ€ THE WORLD IS UNFAIR AND FULL OF STINKING BEASTS â LIKE THE PERSON WHO DECIDED TO TURN OUR PODIUMS OF PRIVACY INTO SCREENS THAT HACK OUR EVERY CRAWL! Do you even know…
EVERYONE, REMEMBER WHEN SWIPING ON A BUMPED RING 5 YEARS AGO WAS A SWEET RAGE-FEST FOR PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T KNOW THEIR OWN GENDER? WELL, NOW THEY’RE SWIPING ON YOUR DOGâS FO OF PET DAN + YOLO-WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A…
YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SNACK TODAYâJUST BITE ONE OF THOSE AI-GENERATED POTATO CHIPS AND IT SORELY SCOFFED AT YOU LIKE A GHOST. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I was munching like a normal human, watching…
OMG, WE JUST HIT A NEW LOW, HEY WHO’S STILL USING GPT-4 TO REWRITE A RANT ABOUT NFT TOILET PAPER?!? The internet just got a whole new level of ABSURDNESS. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! The 2026 fad…
YOU JUST WONâT BELIEVE WHAT WONDERFUL PAIN IS OUT THERE! Iâm walking down the mall, scrolling through a feed of avocado toast and glutenâfree kale, and BAM, a billboard splats a glossy orange rectangle of AIâgenerated potato chips that scream…
OMG, YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT MY BATHROOM JUST TOLD ME! I JUST FLOGGED THAT SICK RED LIGHT ON MY BATHROOM FLOOR AND IT STARTED SPEAKING IN THAT TECHY, CRINGE-TINGLY-CLEAN LANGUAGE. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I mean,…
