A gallery of cursed inventions, absurd gadgets, and unholy product ideas that somehow made it into the real world.
The other day I encountered a device in the bathroom that made me question every decision I made this year: a smart toilet that judges your diet. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Picture a sleek, stainless-steel throne that…
OMG IT’S STARTING TO LOOK LIKE EVERYONE HAS LOST THEIR MIND – WE’RE TALKING ABOUT A CRYPTO THAT IS BEING VALUED BY HOW MANY TIMES YOU CRY. YOU JUST SAID THAT? WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I AM…
I just saw the most insane thing ever: NFT toilet paper. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I’m staring at my bathroom mirror and I cannot decide if I should laugh or cry. The picture on the internet is…
OMG, just when I thought I was done dealing with human drama, THESE dating apps for pets hit the scene. I swear WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Seriously, why would we let a furbaby swipe right on a…
OMG, did you just eat a potato chip that screamed? That’s the most insane thing I’ve ever seen on the internet—literally, I got a *real* scream from a snack. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I’m DONE with humanity….
SOMEBODY JUST PUT A CRIMSON LAVA‑LED BIRD ABOVE MY BATHTUB IT’S LIKE THE WHOLE WORLD HAS RIPPED APART AND YOU KEEP DROWSY LOOKING AT YOUR PHONE LIKE A SHOCKED PAGEANT CATERER—WRONG! I JUST UNCOVERED THAT MIND‑BLOWING, SHAUN‑CHILLING CREATIVITY THAT’S BEEN…
OMG, I CAN’T EVEN. I JUST READ ABOUT A NEW CRYPTO THAT RATES YOUR CREDIBILITY ON HOW MANY TIMES YOU CRY AND IT’S A TOTAL SHIT SHOW. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Imagine the world’s most passive investors…
OMG, YOU CAN’T JUST STAY HOME AND STAY ALONE—THERE’S A WHOLE BUNCH OF PETS SHARING THEIR SHAFTS THROUGH APP MODE. I ROARED THE FIRST TIME I saw a “PawMatch” link pop up on my feed. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A…
Okay, I literally just discovered AI‑generated potato chips that scream when you bite them, and I CAN’T EVEN. It’s like, what kind of internet troll decided to fuse snack food with an auditory Scream‑tastic horror show? WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS…
OMG YOU GUYS, STOP RIGHT THERE—you just KNOW what I’m about to drop on you. I’m talking about the newest, most insane, downright insane product that the *infinite internet* is breathing down our throats: NFT toilet paper. Everyone’s been scrolling,…
