A gallery of cursed inventions, absurd gadgets, and unholy product ideas that somehow made it into the real world.
OMG, I just stumbled onto the newest pet obsession thatâs straight UP *PUP-PUP*âa dating app for my dog. **YOU HAVE NO IDEA** what theyâve got going on. Iâm talking full-on swipe culture, but for your floofy BFF. The appâs called…
EVERYONE, STOP WHAT YOUâRE DOING AND LISTEN: THEREâS A NEW CRYPTO THATâS ROLLING IN WITH THE SAME ENERGY AS EVERY SCARED, CRYING MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE. I JUST CRAWLED INTO THE INTERNET AND BLAH-BLAH, FOUND THIS âSOB-TEKâ TOKEN THAT LET…
OMG, you guys, I just discovered AIâgenerated potato chips that actually scream when you bite into them, and I FEEL LIKE I JUST CRAWLED INTO THE DARKNESS OF HUMANITY. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Imagine a crisp chip…
OMG, I CAN’T EVEN, folksâmy smart toilet just called out my diet like it was a personal vendetta! đ± The other night, I flushed a *tiny* piece of avocado toast, and BAM! The screen flashed a holographic, disapproving emoji. It…
BOOM! I just stumbled across the next biggest thing in tech: dating apps *for your pets*. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I’m DONE with humanityâapparently, even the internet can’t keep its hands off pet romance now. Picture this:…
OMG I CAN’T EVEN⊠I just opened a bag of the newest AIâgenerated potato chips and my life is officially in total SHATTERS. Imagine biting into a salty, crispy chip only to have it let out a fullâon bloodâcurdling scream…
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I just read that some billionaire âcreedâ has launched an NFT line of toilet paper, and I am DONE with humanity. How do you even… oh my god, what are you, some kind…
LOL, so they actually launched a crypto that literally trades based on how many times you cry. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I was scrolling through the âcryptoâ subreddit like any normal person, then bam, someone drops a…
STOP WASHING YOUR BUTTS AND LISTEN: THIS IS THE MOST ABSURD THING I EVER SEEN â SMART TOILETS THAT JUDGE YOUR DIET! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Iâve seen enough bad TikTok filters to know when a tech…
OMG, you will NOT believe the latest #NFT craze that I just stumbled upon â NFT TOILET PAPER! Thatâs right, some deepâsea brainiac decided to mint a roll of TP into a blockchain masterpiece. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD…
