A gallery of cursed inventions, absurd gadgets, and unholy product ideas that somehow made it into the real world.
The other day I was just about to sit down and finally shut up about my diet, when I realized my smart toilet had been logging my food intake like a serial killer. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?!…
OMG, you WILL NOT Believe THIS… I JUST READ ABOUT NFT TOILET PAPER – WHAT, EXACTLY? WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! 🤯💩 Picture this: a whole blockchain of fresh, minty toilet paper rolls, each piece a limited‑edition NFT…
OMG, YOU’RE GONNA BE SO SHOCKED BY THIS NEXT CRAZY REVEAL: THERE’S A NEW GENRE OF DATING APPS, AND IT’S NOT FOR PEOPLE—I MEAN, PUPPIES, PENGUINS, AND THE WHOLE UNIVERSE OF PETTY LIVING THINGS! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD…
I JUST STUMBLED ON THE MOST ABSURD THING EVER AND I CAN’T EVEN REACH MY PHONE TO SHARE THIS—AI‑GENERATED POTATO CHIPS THAT SCREAM WHEN BITTEN! I BET YOU DIDN’T SEE THAT ON YOUR DAILY STREAM. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A…
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO OUR WORLD WHEN A COIN IS EQUAL TO THE NUMBER OF TIMES YOU CRY? I JUST SCANNED THE LATEST SCROLL AND SMASHED MY HAND ON MY LAPTOP SCREEN, AND I’M SURE YOU’RE FEELING IT TOO. EVERY…
So guess what just dropped on my feed today? A dating app for my Labrador, so that she can swipe right on a Cavapoo who can fetch the same kind of tennis ball. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?!…
OMG I JUST WOKE UP AND MY FIBER INTERNET WAS SHUT DOWN BY A MYSTERY DROP OF NFT TOILET PAPER – WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! From the moment I saw those “POTOLATE” tokens floating in my recycle…
WHAT?? A CRYPTO THAT FOLLOWS YOUR TEARS? NO, I’M NOT KIDDING – IT’S REAL, AND IT’S RIDICULOUS. Imagine a digital currency where the more you sob, the more coins you earn. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! This is…
I just opened a bag of AI‑generated potato chips and heard a SCREAM! Not a whimper, a full‑blown guttural roars way louder than my popcorn at a movie. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I swear, it’s pure chaos,…
OMG, you *will* never believe the new tech that’s coming down a pipe to your bathroom: smart toilets that judge your diet! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Like, are we really supposed to let a sleek, LED‑lit throne…
