A gallery of cursed inventions, absurd gadgets, and unholy product ideas that somehow made it into the real world.
OMG WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING TO YOUR LIVING ROOM, PEOPLE? I CANâT EVEN. You know those fancy âsmartâ toilets that came out last year, promising you a better bathroom experience? WELL, BEHOLD: THEY’RE NOW JUDGING YOUR DIET. WHO THOUGHT…
OMG LISTEN UP, YOU SLUGS! I just stumbled across the most ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE in the crypto universe: NFT TOILET PAPER. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Iâm DONE with humanity. Who decided that people actually want to roll out…
OMG JUST STUMBLED ON THE MOST ABSURDLY GODâDAMN CRAZY TRENDS EVER AND I CAN’T KEEP MYSELF FROM RUINING MY LIFE THESE DAYS: A NEW CRYPTOCURRENCY THAT GROWS IN VALUE THE MORE YOU CRY. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?!…
OMG, STOP reading this until you hear the next sentence: AIâgenerated potato chips that scream when you bite them. I CANâT EVEN. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Iâve just lived through a decade thatâs already messed up with…
OMG, stop scrolling, drop your phone, and read THIS NOW. WHO THOUGHT WE NEED A DOG TO FIND A HUMAN? Itâs a dating app for my PUPPY AND ITâs 2024, not 1994. IâM DONE with humanity and the *absurd* power…
OMG you will NOT believe what I just stumbled onâa whole BRANDâNEW CRYPTO that literally trades your TEARS like Bitcoin! đđž Imagine paying your rent with the number of times you bawled at your exâs playlist or the count of…
CAN YOU GUESS WHAT JUST SHIPPED TO MY HOUSE? A PACK OF NFT TOILET PAPER! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I’m DONE with humanity because apparently the next big thing in luxury is a roll that only exists…
OMG I CANâT EVEN Start READING THIS đ€ THE WORLD IS UNFAIR AND FULL OF STINKING BEASTS â LIKE THE PERSON WHO DECIDED TO TURN OUR PODIUMS OF PRIVACY INTO SCREENS THAT HACK OUR EVERY CRAWL! Do you even know…
EVERYONE, REMEMBER WHEN SWIPING ON A BUMPED RING 5 YEARS AGO WAS A SWEET RAGE-FEST FOR PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T KNOW THEIR OWN GENDER? WELL, NOW THEY’RE SWIPING ON YOUR DOGâS FO OF PET DAN + YOLO-WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A…
YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SNACK TODAYâJUST BITE ONE OF THOSE AI-GENERATED POTATO CHIPS AND IT SORELY SCOFFED AT YOU LIKE A GHOST. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I was munching like a normal human, watching…
