A gallery of cursed inventions, absurd gadgets, and unholy product ideas that somehow made it into the real world.
OMG, I just hit the bathroom the other day and this freaky, high‑tech toilet decided to give me a one‑minute TED Talk about my last lunch. Yes, you read that right: a SMART TOILET that judges your diet like some…
OMG STOP IT RIGHT NOW—YOU GUYS JUST HAVE TO AWE THIS CRAZY CRYPTO THAT IS ALL ABOUT HOW MANY TIMES YOU CRY. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I’m DONE with humanity for creating a meme coin that literally…
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I just saw the new “PupMatch” and “KittyCrush” apps that let you swipe for your dog or cat’s dream partner—yes, for their love life. I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT, scrolling through photos of…
OMG, if you’re scrolling through your feed looking for the next big “innovation” to brag about to your friends, STOP. There’s a new hype train: NFT TOILET PAPER. YES. You read that right—crypto‑tokens printed on the toilet paper roll. WHO…
**SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP HANDLING MY DOG’S FUR IN A DATE APP!** I CAN’T EVEN. The day I opened an app that supposedly “matches your poodle with the poodle of your choice” and saw the UI is a nightmare, I knew…
**WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?!** I just saw the latest headline: *“Paws, Claws, and Swipe Wars: Pet Dating Apps Now LIVE!”* I’m DONE with humanity – this is pure chaos, and we’re the only ones paying attention to…
OMG GUYS, I JUST STUMBLED ON THE MOST ABSURD INVENTION EVER: **NFT TOILET PAPER**! I CAN’T EVEN. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! And I’m not just talking about your typical digital art that people are buying for the…
