A gallery of cursed inventions, absurd gadgets, and unholy product ideas that somehow made it into the real world.
OMG, have you heard about these new “smart toilets”? I mean, WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Just when we think we’ve reached the pinnacle of bathroom tech, someone decides it’s the perfect moment to make your porcelain throne…
OMG, I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE – the future is literally sitting in our bathrooms now, AND IT’S JUDGING EVERY SINGLE SHIT WE EAT. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! You just flush, and BOOM, your smart toilet spits…
EVERYONE, YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST DISCOVERED ABOUT PETS AND SWEETHEARTS—SO I WAS GIGGLING AT MY CAT’S SCREEN AND BAM! A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN? OR IN A CROWD OF BULLSHIT? WE’RE LIVING IN A WORLD WHERE HUMANS NOW…
YOU JUST GONNA HAVE TO HEAR THIS—THE DAWN OF AI-CRAFTED POTATO CHIPS THAT Scream WHILE YOU BITE IS THE ULTIMATE DISASTER. I CAN’T EVEN. I WAS LIT UP BY THESE CRUNCHY CREATIONS AND NOW MY PANIC IS ON A WHOLE…
YOU HEARD ABOUT THAT CRY-COIN? IT’S THE NEW CRYPTO THAT TURNS YOUR TEARS INTO DIGITAL GOLD, AND YOU’RE NOT YET REALIZING HOW FREAKY THIS IS. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I mean, let me walk you through the…
You WON’T BELIEVE WHAT THE INTERNET JUST GAVE US: NFT TOILET PAPER. I CAN’T EVEN BREATHE NOW. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Everyone’s buying rolls of that stuff like it’s the new Black Friday stock market crash. I’m…
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! LIFTOFF OF THE CRYPTOCRYPTIC—A NEW DIGITAL CURRENCY THAT’S TIED TO THE NUMBER OF TEARS YOU DROP—IS HERE, AND IT HASSLES MY HEAD SO HARD IT COULD EASILY BE A GOVERNMENT PLOT TO MONITOR…
OMG, THIS IS THE MOST ABSURD THING EVER TO HAPPEN IN THE 21ST CENTURY. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I’m DONE with humanity. The new trend: smart toilets that judge your diet. I’m seriously shaking my head! Do…
OMG, YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO BREATHE IN THIS ONE FOR A MOMENT—THE WHOLE WORLD JUST GAVE US NFT TOILET PAPER! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Like, I literally can’t even. Just imagine the sheer insanity: you’re in the…
OMG IF YOU THINK HUMAN DATING IS CRAZY, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THESE PET DATING APPS ARE DOING TO MY MIND! A DOG WHO WAS HAPPY IN HIS OWN LIVING ROOM IS NOW SWIPING LEFT AND RIGHT TO FIND…
