A gallery of cursed inventions, absurd gadgets, and unholy product ideas that somehow made it into the real world.
I just stepped into my bathroom and the toilet did the unthinkable— it started judging my diet. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I mean, we’re talking about a smart toilet that not only tracks what I eat but…
OMG, you HAVE to read about the newest NFT toilet paper craze that is blowing my mind! I’m literally WRITING this while staring at the bathroom, and I can’t even keep my coffee from spilling. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A…
OMG, YOU WON’T BELIEVE THIS ABSURDNESS THAT JUST POPPED UP ONLINE – a new cryptocurrency that’s literally based on how many times you cry! YES, YOU READ THAT RIGHT. Every sob you shed is now technically a transaction, a unit…
OMG, have you just read about those SMART TOILETS that actually judge your diet? WE ARE NOT HERE FOR THAT. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Like, are these toilets going to start giving me a report card on…
SHIT, DID SOMEONE REALLY JUST LAUNCH A DATING APP FOR DOGS AND CAT LOVERS? WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I JUST SCROLLED THROUGH MY FEED and BAM—PUPPY PICS IN PROFILES, KITTENS WITH MATCHING SHADOWS, AND A “WOOF WELCOME”…
OMG, YOU WON’T GUESS WHAT JUST DROPPED ON MY WALL TODAY – AI‑GENERATED POTATO CHIPS THAT Scream WHEN YOU BITE THEM. I CAN’T EVEN. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I’m DONE WITH HUMANITY, and I’m not even the…
OMG, I JUST WOKE UP AND SAW A SPOTTED PAGE ABOUT NFT TOILET PAPER AND I CANNOT BREATHE! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! We’re living in a times when “crypto” and “toilet paper” actually colliding is the new…
I CAN’TT BELIEVE THE WORLD JUST GAVE US PETS WITH LIPS, BECOMING THEIR OWN ONLINE COURTERIES—WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I’ve seen humans go to the brink, so now they’re letting their fur babies swipe left and right….
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Just when you thought the crypto world was already insane, boom—now there’s a new digital coin that literally pays out based on how many times you cry. I’m DONE with humanity, because this…
I JUST HAD TO TELL EVERYONE THAT AI‑GENERATED POTATO CHIPS THAT SCREAM WHEN BITTEN ARE THE MOST ABSURD THING THEY’VE EVER SEEN, AND WHY ON EARTH DID SOME HACKED-FOOD COMPANY THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! 😱 First off: you…
