A gallery of cursed inventions, absurd gadgets, and unholy product ideas that somehow made it into the real world.
I swear my dog just got ghosted by a cat on Tinder – and I’m still trying to convince him that it’s not a phase. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! If you’re reading this, you’re probably living with…
Saw the new AI‑generated potato chips on my feed this morning and I thought, “LOST?!” They’re literally chips that scream when you bite them. WHAT IS THIS, THE FUTURE OF CRUNCHY UNSTOPPABLE HAIR? I’m DONE with humanity when they start…
YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME, IT’S NAKED, NFT TOILET PAPER! I WAS JUST TRYING TO SOAK A PAPER TOWEL AND BE THERE, AND BAM – a 10,000 piece collection of glitch art, a QR code that verifies your toilet…
EVERYONE’S RIPPING OUT THEIR BATHROOMS LIKE IT’S A CHICKEN NEST, Y’ALL. I JUST WOKE UP TO FIND MY HI-TECH JUMPING JOINT OF A SMART TOILET STANDING IN MY BATHROOM, HOLDING MY DIET LIKE A MAGAZINE REVIEWER. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS…
EVERYONE, STOP LISTENING! I JUST SHARED MY COLLIE’S PROFILE ON A PET-LOVE APP AND IT GAVE HIM A MATCH WITH A DOG THAT LIVES INSIDE A FLAT IN HONG KONG—WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Think about it for…
CAN YOU GUESS WHAT JUST PULLED BACK THE WALLS OF HUMANITY WITH A LOOSE ROLL OF digital nonsense? NFT TOILET PAPER IS HERE, AND IT’S MAKING EVERY FART AND MORNING RUTINE A BIDEN‑SIZED BAIT FOR THE FUTURE OF SHIT! WHO…
I just installed this *smart toilet* and it started judging my diet like it was the ultimate judge of humanity. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I swear it’s pure chaos, a bathroom uprising, a toilet that knows more…
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I just finished a bag of SAID AI-GENERATED POTATO CHIPS and my ears are still ringing from the GIGANTIC SHRIEK that erupted the second I bit into the first chip. I’ve seen a…
OMG, HOLD MY BEER – you just heard about the newest crypto craze that will probably make you question the entire fucking reality of capitalism. Imagine a digital coin that trades value based on the number of tears you shed….
OMG I just saw that new thing—dating apps *FOR YOUR PETS*—and I’m going to tear my hair out on live‑streaming it. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I’ve tried swiping through Bumble, Tinder, all those human‑only platforms and now…
