A gallery of cursed inventions, absurd gadgets, and unholy product ideas that somehow made it into the real world.
BANNED TONS OF LITERATURE ARE GONNA BE WANDERED OVER THIS POST, BECAUSE I JUST READ ABOUT SOME FUTURE GADGET THAT IS ROBOTICALLY JUDGING YOUR PASTRIES, AND I WASn’ AFRAID IN ANY WAY, I WAS TOTALLY SHOOK. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS…
OMG, I CAN’T STAND IT ANYMORE!!! I just saw the most insane thing that has EVER happened on this planet—NFT TOILET PAPER! YES, you read that right. Some idiot billionaire must have decided that JOKINGLY, “LET’S MAKE EVERYONE DRINK WATER…
OH MY GOD, WHO THOUGHT PRIMARY SCHOOL TEACHERS WOULD TURN INTO ISRAELIC MUSLETS AND THEN HACK TOGETHER TO CREATE A “PUPPET MATCH” APP? I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT ONLINE HASSLE THAT STARTED WITH HUMAN-TO-HUMAN MATCHING IS NOW CHALLENGING MY DOG TO…
OMG YALL THIS JUST HAPPENED AND I CAN’T KEEP QUIET—AI- GENERATED POTATO CHIPS THAT Scream WHEN YOU BITE THEM! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I JUST PICKED UP A SNAP OF THESE “SOUL‑FRENCH” CRUNCHBOTS & THE FOODS THAT…
SOMEBODY NEEDS TO PEEL AROUND THIS, BECAUSE I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE: WE ARE ENDING UP WITH A CRYPTOCURRENCY THAT’S TIED TO HOW MANY TIMES YOU CRY. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! This is raw, it’s insane, it’s…
OMG, you HAVE NO IDEA HOW DUMB THIS IS, but basically IRONICALLY, we’re being judged by our own toilets! I just discovered that the latest “smart toilet” line can actually read your diet through your waste, or so the tech…
STOP. Did you just see that people are making dating apps for their pets?? WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I’m DONE with humanity when I read about a new pet matchmaking site that promises “purrfect matches” for your…
OMG THIS IS THE WORST SHIT I EVER SEEN—AI-Generated Potato Chips THAT Scream When YOU BITE THEM! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I CAN’T EVEN. Apparently, some tech startup (yep, THE SAME ONE THAT JUST SOLD A MEME…
OMG WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT? NFT TOILET PAPER?! I CAN’T EVEN—WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! We’re living in a world where you can literally own digital waste and it’s still a thing? I’m DONE with humanity, man….
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Okay, hear me out: a new cryptocurrency that values your tears. NO, I’m not joking—every time you cry, your digital wallet gets a credit, and if you’re a tear‑heavy person, you’re suddenly a…
