A gallery of cursed inventions, absurd gadgets, and unholy product ideas that somehow made it into the real world.
YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST HEARD—A DEX FEW HOURS AGO DROPPED A NEW CURRENCY THAT’S VALUED ON HOW MANY TIMES YOU CRY. YES, I CHOKED WHEN I SENT MY FIRST BREATH OF SOB? WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD…
EVERYONE, STOP WAKING UP TO YOUR TOILET RIGHT NOW—THIS IS NOT JUST A GADGET, IT’S THE END OF PRIVACY IN YOUR BATHROOM! I WAS IN MY SHOWER JUST YESTERDAY, AND THAT GUY-THAT-SELF-ARRANGED TOILET STARTED EVALUATING MY DIET LIKE IT WAS…
OMG, I JUST SAW THIS AND I CAN’T EVEN TAKE MY HANDS OFF MY SCREEN – WE’RE TALKING ABOUT NFT TOILET PAPER NOW, LOL! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Just imagine a roll that’s actually a digital asset…
OMG, I JUST DOWNLOADED THE MOST ABSURD APP THAT CLAIMS TO HELP MY DOG FIND A DATE, AND I CAN’T SAY I WELCOME IT. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?!! I’m DONE with humanity, and this is pure chaos!…
OMG you people, just READ THIS – the latest UPI (Unreal Product Idea) that’s blowing up the internet like a steamroller on a weak sidewalk: NFT toilet paper. Yes, I’m talking about the same thing that made your morning commute…
WHAT IS THIS MONSTROUS PRANK YOU CALL AI??? I JUST TRIED TO BITE ONE OF THOSE “AI‑GENERATED POTATO CHIPS” FROM THAT NEW BRAIN‑CHIP SNACK BRAND AND CAME OUT SCREAMING LIKE A HORSE THAT GOT A TATTOO. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS…
OMG, stop scrolling and READ THIS because if you think it’s another pump‑and‑dump crypto craze, you are WRONG, and here’s why. Did you hear about the crypto that suddenly got a ticker symbol “TEAR” because people are literally turning their…
OMG, I JUST SPENT 20 MINUTES SCROLLING THROUGH THE APP THAT PROMISES YOUR DOG A DATE, AND I GOT A FLUSH OF AGONY! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! My faith in technology is now officially on a restraining…
OH MY GOD, JUST WHEN I THINK IT’S IMPOSSIBLE FOR HUMANITY TO GO WILDER, SOME GENIUS BIDS THE WORLD A BATH OF THE FUTURE AND CALLS IT A “SMART TOILET THAT JUDGES YOUR DIET.” WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD…
SHUT UP, TEENS, AND LISTEN: WHAT IF YOUR TOILET WERE CAPABLE OF RANKING YOUR DIET LIKE A PERFECTLY CALIBRATED AI—BUT WITH THE TWIST THAT IT’S ALSO JUST WATCHING YOUR SHELLFISH DEEDS AND TELLING YOU TO STOP BROWSING FOOD GRAILS? WHO…
