NFT Toilet Paper?! 🤯 You WON’T Believe #4
OMG, YOU GUYS HAVE TO SEE THIS RIGHT NOW – WHAT IS HAPPENING? A NEW PRODUCT IN THE MARKET THAT CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS A FULL-ON KILLER OF COMMON SENSE: NFT TOILET PAPER! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD…
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Screaming Potato Chips? AI Gone Too Far?!
Yo, HOLD UP—CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT JUST HIT THE MARKET? WE’RE TALKING ABOUT AI‑GENERATED POTATO CHIPS THAT Scream WHEN YOU BITE THEM. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I AM DONE WITH HUMANITY, and this is pure chaos. Every…
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Smart Toilet Judges Your Diet: You WON’T Believe #2!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? A SMART TOILET THAT JUDGES YOUR DIET IS THE NEW DISASTER, AND IT’S NOT EVEN A JOKE. I JUST UPLOADED MY LAST ANALYTICS REPORT FROM THE WET WHOSE TELL ME I’S BEEN GLUTINOUSLY LIVING IN A…
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Cry-to-Earn: 1 Weird Trick to Get Rich With Tears
I JUST HEARD ABOUT A CRYPTO THAT RATES YOUR TEARS AND I WAS LIKE, “WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?!”? This isn’t some petty meme coin, it’s a full-on LITERALLY ELICITING TEARS TO BUY DIGITAL GOLD, and trust me,…
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NFT Toilet Paper?! 🤯 5 Reasons WHY?!
Did you just read about NFT toilet paper? WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I’m rolling my eyes so hard I’m about to vomit my own sarcasm. Imagine scrolling through your favorite crypto news feed, clicking “New Post,” and…
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Screaming Potato Chips?! AI Gone Too Far?😱
OMG, YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST TRIED – AI-GENERATED POTATO CHIPS THAT ACTUALLY Scream When YOU BITE INTO THEM! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I swear, I’m DONE with humanity and this is pure chaos. I opened…
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Pet Dating Apps: 6 Reasons Why They’re Insane
EVERYONE’S GONNA BE LIKE, “OOPS, MY DOG JUST GOT A MATCH” *AND* YOU’RE STILL THINKING IT’S COOL? WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I CAN’T EVEN. I’m DONE WITH HUMANITY FOR BEING SO OUT OF TOUCH THAT WE NOW…
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Smart Toilets Judge Your Diet?! (You Won’t Believe #5)
STOP RIGHT THERE, BROWSERS – I AM ABOUT TO UNLEASH THE MOST INSANITY OF THE 21ST CENTURY: SMART TOILETS THAT JUDGE YOUR DIET. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I TYPED “GET MY TOILET TO ADVISE ON MY SALAD”…
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Cry-to-Earn: Weirdest Crypto EVER (You Won’t Believe #4)
OMG, I JUST READ ABOUT A CRYPTO THAT GROWS WITH YOUR TEARS—THIS IS ABRAHM! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! You know that’s the kind of nonsense that makes me want to throw my phone into a dumpster. Imagine…
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Smart Toilet Judges Your Diet?! (You WON’T Believe #5!)
DON’T YOU HAVE ANY ACTUAL CAREER!? I JUST WASN’T EXPECTING MY BATHROOM TO TURN INTO A MICROBIOME SCIENCE LAB. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! The new “Smart Toilet Supreme” that judges your diet is the latest absurdity that…
