A gallery of cursed inventions, absurd gadgets, and unholy product ideas that somehow made it into the real world.
I CAN’T BELIEVE MY EYES YET, MY LAGGING SCREEN IS HACKED BY ANOTHER ABSURDITY â NFT TOILET PAPER. IF YOU THINK THE RAINBOW INK AND DIGITAL HYPER-ARBITRARY PRICE TAGS ARE FOR ART, YOU’RE STILL IN 2019. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS…
OMG, I JUST SAW THAT PETS CAN NOW âMATCHMAKINGâ ON DATING APPS AND ITâS PURE CHAOS!!!!!! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Every scroll of your phone now includes a tiny dog in the bottom corner offering a “Pawsitive…
OMG JUST GOT MY NEW âSMART TOILETâ ON THE LIST AND IT’S DOING MY DISH IN THE MOST CRINGE WAY! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! The thing literally flickers a red LED and says, âYOU JUST EATEN A…
OMG, I JUST SEEN THE HILARIOUS LATEST CRAZY TRUNCATED HYPE: a CRYPTOCURRENCY THAT GROWS ONLY WHEN YOU CRY. YES, YOU READ IT RIGHT. A DIGITAL COIN THAT TURNS TEARS INTO TIRES OF RICHNESS. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?!…
OMG, YOU HAVE TO STAND UP RIGHT NOW AND READ THIS BECAUSE I JUST WENT THROUGH THE ULTIMATE DISASTER OF THE YEARâAI-Generated Potato Chips THAT Scream WHEN YOU BITE THEM đđ€Ż I JUST TOOK A BITE AND IT SROUCHED LIKE…
OMG YOU WONâT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST FOUND IN MY APARTMENT THIS MORNINGâAN AIâPOWERED TOILET THAT GIVES YOU A 360âDEGREE SHARPING REVIEW OF YOUR DIET WHILE YOUâre IN THE LOO! I KNOW, I KNOW, YOUâRE THINKING THE INTERNET JUST SPROUTS…
OMG, did you just take a bite of a potato chip and hear an actual scream? Iâm not kidding â I literally heard a highâpitched, digitalâanimal scream crackle across my ear as soon as the chip met my teeth. And…
OMG, I AM LOSING MY MIND OVER THIS! Did you hear about dating apps for your pets? WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I swear, the universe decided that humanityâs next logical step is to let your hamster, cat,…
DAMN, WHAT IS THIS?! MY BATHROOM JUST TURNED INTO A DISSENTING DIGITAL EXHIBITION. Yeah, I just saw a link that says âNFT Toilet Paper 2025â and Iâm like â WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Did we really, literally,…
OMG YOU WONâT GUESS WHAT I JUST FOUND: A CRYPTO THAT VALUES YOUR TEARS!!! Imagine a digital coin that rises the more you cry, falls the more youâre stoic. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! This is pure chaos,…
