A gallery of cursed inventions, absurd gadgets, and unholy product ideas that somehow made it into the real world.
OMG you WON’T believe what just happened in my kitchen—AI‑generated potato chips that weird new snack that literally SQUEALS when you bite them. I’m like, WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I’d never thought you could combine crunch and…
I CAN’T BELIEVE MY EYES YET, MY LAGGING SCREEN IS HACKED BY ANOTHER ABSURDITY – NFT TOILET PAPER. IF YOU THINK THE RAINBOW INK AND DIGITAL HYPER-ARBITRARY PRICE TAGS ARE FOR ART, YOU’RE STILL IN 2019. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS…
OMG, I JUST SAW THAT PETS CAN NOW “MATCHMAKING” ON DATING APPS AND IT’S PURE CHAOS!!!!!! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Every scroll of your phone now includes a tiny dog in the bottom corner offering a “Pawsitive…
OMG JUST GOT MY NEW “SMART TOILET” ON THE LIST AND IT’S DOING MY DISH IN THE MOST CRINGE WAY! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! The thing literally flickers a red LED and says, “YOU JUST EATEN A…
OMG, I JUST SEEN THE HILARIOUS LATEST CRAZY TRUNCATED HYPE: a CRYPTOCURRENCY THAT GROWS ONLY WHEN YOU CRY. YES, YOU READ IT RIGHT. A DIGITAL COIN THAT TURNS TEARS INTO TIRES OF RICHNESS. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?!…
OMG, YOU HAVE TO STAND UP RIGHT NOW AND READ THIS BECAUSE I JUST WENT THROUGH THE ULTIMATE DISASTER OF THE YEAR—AI-Generated Potato Chips THAT Scream WHEN YOU BITE THEM 🎃🤯 I JUST TOOK A BITE AND IT SROUCHED LIKE…
OMG YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST FOUND IN MY APARTMENT THIS MORNING—AN AI‑POWERED TOILET THAT GIVES YOU A 360‑DEGREE SHARPING REVIEW OF YOUR DIET WHILE YOU’re IN THE LOO! I KNOW, I KNOW, YOU’RE THINKING THE INTERNET JUST SPROUTS…
OMG, did you just take a bite of a potato chip and hear an actual scream? I’m not kidding – I literally heard a high‑pitched, digital‑animal scream crackle across my ear as soon as the chip met my teeth. And…
OMG, I AM LOSING MY MIND OVER THIS! Did you hear about dating apps for your pets? WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I swear, the universe decided that humanity’s next logical step is to let your hamster, cat,…
DAMN, WHAT IS THIS?! MY BATHROOM JUST TURNED INTO A DISSENTING DIGITAL EXHIBITION. Yeah, I just saw a link that says “NFT Toilet Paper 2025” and I’m like – WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Did we really, literally,…
