A gallery of cursed inventions, absurd gadgets, and unholy product ideas that somehow made it into the real world.
OMG, you won’t believe the new tech that’s going to make *every* bathroom a judgmental war zone! I just read about the “SmartWick” toilet that can scan your poop and drop a harsh verdict on your diet. WHO THOUGHT THIS…
BLAH, THIS IS THE MOST ABSURD THING I HAVE EVER SEEN SUDDENLY UNPLUGGED MY FAVORITE SNACK IN THE WORLD—AI-GENERATED POTATO CHIPS THAT Scream WHEN BITEN! I CAN’T EVEN. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I JUST WATCHED A VIDEO…
OMG, JUST FINALLY INWONDED MY FRIENDS IN THE TRUTH ABOUT THIS LAUGHABLE CRED? THE ONE THAT IS DETERMINED BY HOW MANY TIMES YOU CRY? WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I CAN’T FILL THIS POST WITH MYSELF.. JUST WATCH…
LOL, I just read about NFT toilet paper and I’m about to drop my toilet! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I can’t even keep my composure because this is absolute **PURE CHAOS**. Imagine walking into your bathroom and…
The other day I was just about to sit down and finally shut up about my diet, when I realized my smart toilet had been logging my food intake like a serial killer. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?!…
OMG, you WILL NOT Believe THIS… I JUST READ ABOUT NFT TOILET PAPER – WHAT, EXACTLY? WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! 🤯💩 Picture this: a whole blockchain of fresh, minty toilet paper rolls, each piece a limited‑edition NFT…
OMG, YOU’RE GONNA BE SO SHOCKED BY THIS NEXT CRAZY REVEAL: THERE’S A NEW GENRE OF DATING APPS, AND IT’S NOT FOR PEOPLE—I MEAN, PUPPIES, PENGUINS, AND THE WHOLE UNIVERSE OF PETTY LIVING THINGS! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD…
I JUST STUMBLED ON THE MOST ABSURD THING EVER AND I CAN’T EVEN REACH MY PHONE TO SHARE THIS—AI‑GENERATED POTATO CHIPS THAT SCREAM WHEN BITTEN! I BET YOU DIDN’T SEE THAT ON YOUR DAILY STREAM. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A…
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO OUR WORLD WHEN A COIN IS EQUAL TO THE NUMBER OF TIMES YOU CRY? I JUST SCANNED THE LATEST SCROLL AND SMASHED MY HAND ON MY LAPTOP SCREEN, AND I’M SURE YOU’RE FEELING IT TOO. EVERY…
So guess what just dropped on my feed today? A dating app for my Labrador, so that she can swipe right on a Cavapoo who can fetch the same kind of tennis ball. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?!…
