A gallery of cursed inventions, absurd gadgets, and unholy product ideas that somehow made it into the real world.
CAN YOU GUESS WHAT JUST SHIPPED TO MY HOUSE? A PACK OF NFT TOILET PAPER! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I’m DONE with humanity because apparently the next big thing in luxury is a roll that only exists…
OMG I CANâT EVEN Start READING THIS đ€ THE WORLD IS UNFAIR AND FULL OF STINKING BEASTS â LIKE THE PERSON WHO DECIDED TO TURN OUR PODIUMS OF PRIVACY INTO SCREENS THAT HACK OUR EVERY CRAWL! Do you even know…
EVERYONE, REMEMBER WHEN SWIPING ON A BUMPED RING 5 YEARS AGO WAS A SWEET RAGE-FEST FOR PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T KNOW THEIR OWN GENDER? WELL, NOW THEY’RE SWIPING ON YOUR DOGâS FO OF PET DAN + YOLO-WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A…
YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SNACK TODAYâJUST BITE ONE OF THOSE AI-GENERATED POTATO CHIPS AND IT SORELY SCOFFED AT YOU LIKE A GHOST. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I was munching like a normal human, watching…
OMG, WE JUST HIT A NEW LOW, HEY WHO’S STILL USING GPT-4 TO REWRITE A RANT ABOUT NFT TOILET PAPER?!? The internet just got a whole new level of ABSURDNESS. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! The 2026 fad…
YOU JUST WONâT BELIEVE WHAT WONDERFUL PAIN IS OUT THERE! Iâm walking down the mall, scrolling through a feed of avocado toast and glutenâfree kale, and BAM, a billboard splats a glossy orange rectangle of AIâgenerated potato chips that scream…
OMG, YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT MY BATHROOM JUST TOLD ME! I JUST FLOGGED THAT SICK RED LIGHT ON MY BATHROOM FLOOR AND IT STARTED SPEAKING IN THAT TECHY, CRINGE-TINGLY-CLEAN LANGUAGE. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I mean,…
CAN YOU GUESS WHAT JUST HIT THE BLOCKCHAINâA NEW COIN THAT’S POWERED BY HOW MANY TIMES YOU CRY? WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I am DONE with humanity, because now our tear ducts are the ultimate investment vehicle….
Whoever decided online dating is only for humans just dragged the pet universe into the same cesspoolâHERD MAJOR. HOLD MY BONE; I JUST FOUND OUT THERE’S NOW A âPUPPINââ APP FOR DOGS, A âBIRDLOâ FOR PARROTS, AND EVEN A âSNAILNDSâ…
Did you EVER think a simple plate of salty, golden crisps could become a freaky nightmare? I just tried the newest AIâgenerated potato chip that screams when you bite it, and let me tell youâWHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD…
