A gallery of cursed inventions, absurd gadgets, and unholy product ideas that somehow made it into the real world.
OMG SO I JUST HIT THE INTERWEB AND BOOMâI FOUND THIS CRAZY NEW CRYPTO TO 3,000% POOGIES. ITâS BASICSALLY A DIGITAL COIN THAT DRAWS VALUE FROM THE NUMBER OF TIMES A PERSON CRIES DURING THE DAY. YEAH, YEAH, YOU HEARD…
BEEP BEEP BEEP! TELL ME THIS IS REALâI just installed a âSmart Toiletâ that judges my diet like itâs the last buffet on Earth, and I am officially DONE with humanity. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! The device…
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS NEW NFT TOILET PAPER?! I JUST STOOD IN MY BATHROOM AND SEEN A PACK OF TOWELS ON THE SHELF THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE A DIGITAL + PHYSICAL BOMB â ITâS AN NFT + TISSUE COMBO,…
STOP SCROLLING, YOU WON’T BE READY FOR THIS! I just tasted the MOST RIDICULOUS thing this yearâAIâgenerated potato chips that Scream when you bite them, and Iâm DONE with humanity. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! The snack industry…
OMG, DID YOU SEE THIS NEW CRYPTO THAT VIRTUALS CALL “TEARDROP COIN”? I CANâT STAND IT ANYMORE, THIS IS PURE CHAOS! I MEAN, WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! So, let me break it down for yâall fast because…
GET READY FOR THIS ORDINARY HACK THAT IS TOOK THE INTERNET BY STORM: NFT TOILET PAPER! I WAS JUST ABOUT TO THROW MY DUST LIKE EVERY OTHER TRASHy POST WHEN I stumbled upon a thread about these *digital* sheets of…
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I just opened an app that lets my dog swipe right on other dogs because apparently my life was missing a BFF for my pet. I CAN’T EVEN… The interface is 100% paws…
STOP scrolling INSTANTLYâTHIS IS THE REAL NEW AGE SLAPINâ INTO YOUR PRIVACY! I just found out that the newest âsmart toiletâ on the market is literally judging your diet, AND ITâS NOT EVEN MISUNDERSTANDINGS, THIS IS PURE CHAOS! WHO THOUGHT…
OMG, you did NOT see this subâreddit thread until now, do you? The new AIâgenerated potato chips that literally scream when you bite them have officially turned my sanity into a dumpster fire. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?!…
The other day I encountered a device in the bathroom that made me question every decision I made this year: a smart toilet that judges your diet. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Picture a sleek, stainless-steel throne that…
