A gallery of cursed inventions, absurd gadgets, and unholy product ideas that somehow made it into the real world.
OMG YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST FOUND—AI‑GENERATED POTATO CHIPS THAT SCREAM WHEN YOU BITE THEM! I CAN’T EVEN. I JUST EATEN A BAG OF THESE CHIPS THE OTHER DAY, AND THEY WHOOPED LIKE A CRAB WITH A BRAIN—IT’S PURE…
WHO THOUGHT YOU’D EVER WANT TO OWN A PILE OF TOILET PAPER IN YOUR DIGITAL WALLETS?! I CAN’T EVEN, OMG. Imagine scrolling through your crypto wallet and finding a shiny NFT that says “Roll of Toilet Paper #3, Limited Edition”…
OMG WE JUST FOUND OUT THAT AI CAN CREATE POTATO CHIPS THAT Scream WHEN YOU BITE THEM—AND THAT’S NOT EVEN THE CRAZY PART. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I’m DONE with humanity, but this is pure chaos and…
OMG, I JUST STUMBLED ON THE MOST ABSURD THING EVER: NFT TOILET PAPER!!! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Did someone in a broken office cubicle with a faulty printer and too much time on their hands decide that…
WELL LOOKS LIKE THE FUTURE IS INTO YOUR BOTTOM AND IT’S GOT A BRAIN! I JUST GOT MY SHIT IN A NEW “SMART TOILET” THAT CAN TELL IF YOU’RE GLUTEN‑FREE OR HUNGRY FOR A SHOE. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A…
WHAT IS THIS?! I just stumbled onto a crypto that literally values how many tears you shed, and my brain is flipping from 0 to 1000 in no time. Picture this: every sob, every cry, gets logged, counted, and turned…
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Dating apps for YOUR PETS? OMG, I’m DONE with humanity! The tech bros are out here building swipe-right platforms for furballs and my brain is about to explode like a glitter bomb. You…
What the FUCK is this?! I just stumbled on a new crypto that tracks how many times you cry. Yes, you heard me—CRYPTO-TEARS! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I’m DONE with humanity, because apparently our tears have more…
OMG I JUST ate what could possibly *be* a snack, and it screamed at me like a banshee in the middle of a quiet grocery aisle. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! That’s literally what happened when I bit…
SHOUTOUT: I JUST WASN’T EXPECTING MY DOG TO SWIPE RIGHT ON A CAT IN A TOSHEA APP! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I DID NOT ASK FOR YOUR TWO‑LEGGED MATE TO MATCH YOUR DOG WITH A COWIN’ RABBIT,…
