A gallery of cursed inventions, absurd gadgets, and unholy product ideas that somehow made it into the real world.
OMG, YOU HAVE TO STAND UP RIGHT NOW AND READ THIS BECAUSE I JUST WENT THROUGH THE ULTIMATE DISASTER OF THE YEARâAI-Generated Potato Chips THAT Scream WHEN YOU BITE THEM đđ€Ż I JUST TOOK A BITE AND IT SROUCHED LIKE…
OMG YOU WONâT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST FOUND IN MY APARTMENT THIS MORNINGâAN AIâPOWERED TOILET THAT GIVES YOU A 360âDEGREE SHARPING REVIEW OF YOUR DIET WHILE YOUâre IN THE LOO! I KNOW, I KNOW, YOUâRE THINKING THE INTERNET JUST SPROUTS…
OMG, did you just take a bite of a potato chip and hear an actual scream? Iâm not kidding â I literally heard a highâpitched, digitalâanimal scream crackle across my ear as soon as the chip met my teeth. And…
OMG, I AM LOSING MY MIND OVER THIS! Did you hear about dating apps for your pets? WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I swear, the universe decided that humanityâs next logical step is to let your hamster, cat,…
DAMN, WHAT IS THIS?! MY BATHROOM JUST TURNED INTO A DISSENTING DIGITAL EXHIBITION. Yeah, I just saw a link that says âNFT Toilet Paper 2025â and Iâm like â WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Did we really, literally,…
OMG YOU WONâT GUESS WHAT I JUST FOUND: A CRYPTO THAT VALUES YOUR TEARS!!! Imagine a digital coin that rises the more you cry, falls the more youâre stoic. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! This is pure chaos,…
OMG I JUST FOUND OUT THAT MY NEW SMART TOILET CAN RATE MY DIET AND IF YOU CANâT HANDLE THAT, YOU ARE DOOMED FOR LIFE. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I swear, this is pure chaos and the…
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I CAN’T EVEN! Some idiot genius decided that just because weâre already paying for a meme, we can also pay for a roll of toilet paper that lives ONLY IN THE DIGITAL WORLD….
OH MY GOD, BRAINSTORM, I JUST TRIED A POTATO CHIP FROM THAT NEW AI-POWERED SNACK STARTUP AND IT SCREAMED AT ME WHEN I BIT IT! NO JOKEâLIKE, IT WAS LIKE A 3D-PRINTED CAT THAT CAME TO LIFE AND SHOUTED, “YOU…
OMG RIGHT NOW I JUST SPOTTED A NEW PET DATING APP AND I CANâT TAKE MY EYES OFF IT. NOPE, ITâS NOT A CUTE âFIND A PALâ GAME â ITâS A FULL-ON, BIRTHDAY-AND-LOVER-MATCHING ALGORITHM FOR DOGS, CAT, AND EVEN THAT…
