A gallery of cursed inventions, absurd gadgets, and unholy product ideas that somehow made it into the real world.
WHAT IS THIS?! I just stumbled onto a crypto that literally values how many tears you shed, and my brain is flipping from 0 to 1000 in no time. Picture this: every sob, every cry, gets logged, counted, and turned…
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Dating apps for YOUR PETS? OMG, I’m DONE with humanity! The tech bros are out here building swipe-right platforms for furballs and my brain is about to explode like a glitter bomb. You…
What the FUCK is this?! I just stumbled on a new crypto that tracks how many times you cry. Yes, you heard me—CRYPTO-TEARS! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I’m DONE with humanity, because apparently our tears have more…
OMG I JUST ate what could possibly *be* a snack, and it screamed at me like a banshee in the middle of a quiet grocery aisle. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! That’s literally what happened when I bit…
SHOUTOUT: I JUST WASN’T EXPECTING MY DOG TO SWIPE RIGHT ON A CAT IN A TOSHEA APP! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I DID NOT ASK FOR YOUR TWO‑LEGGED MATE TO MATCH YOUR DOG WITH A COWIN’ RABBIT,…
I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE – WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! The internet just dropped a new NFT product line: NFT TOILET PAPER. I mean, WHAT IS THIS, A DIGITAL BATHROOM? They’re literally selling “digital rolls” that you’ll…
OMG, can you guys believe people are STILL designing smart toilets that judge your diet? WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! First thing I saw was a shiny porcelain throne with a screen that glows brighter than my Tinder…
OMG STOP SCROLLING IF YOU WANT TO SEE THE FUTURE OF BATHROOMS AND CRIMINALITY, BIKES, AND YOUR MOTHER, THIS IS THE MOST ABSURD THING I’VE EVER SEEN. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THERE’S…
OMG, I WAS SLEEPING AND THEN I WOKE UP TO HUNGRY, SHARK‑SHANKED DOGS SWIPING RIGHT THROUGH MY PHONE! I SAW A NEW APP POP UP THAT LETS YOU SWIPE FOR YOUR FIDO’S NEXT BEST FUR‑BOND—YES, LIKE A HUMAN LOVER, BUT…
OMG, YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT JUST HIT THE INTERNET—SOME FREAKED OUT NEW SMART TOILET THAT DOESN’T JUST FLUSH, IT JUDGES YOUR DIET! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! If you think the last tech craze was the “smart fridge…
