A gallery of cursed inventions, absurd gadgets, and unholy product ideas that somehow made it into the real world.
WHAT HAVE YOU BORN INTO KNOWS? YOUR BATHROOM IS NOW A DIET JUDGE AND IT’S NOT EVEN ON YOUR PHONE LIST! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I’ve been scrolling through Instagram for hours, and I STUMBLED upon a…
OMG, I JUST SPOTTED MY DOG DOING A SWIPE ON TINDER—YOU BET I HAD A TINY HEART ATTACK. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Some genius, some cult of pet influencers, or maybe a covert government program to turn…
WHAT’S UP INTERNET, EVER HEARD ABOUT SMAR TOILETS THAT JUDGE YOUR DIET?! I WOKE UP TO A SQUISHY TUT-TUT, THOUGHT IT WAS MY KITCHEN CLOCK, AND THEN THEY STARTED SPOOKY-ANALYZING MY POTATO SQUASH BITE. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD…
OMG, you just had to see the latest #AIcrave nightmare – AI‑generated potato chips that Scream when you bite them! I’m literally losing my mind over here – and I’m not even the first to think this is pure chaos….
OMG, stop scrolling and listen up, because WHAT JUST HAPPENED IS THE MOST ABSURD, MIND-BOBBING THING EVER: A CRYPTOCURRENCY THAT YOU CAN BUY WITH YOUR TEARS. Yeah, I’m talking about CryCoin – the brain‑child of a mega‑shady startup that thinks…
OMG, I JUST SCROLLED DOWN MY FEED AND I HEARD ABOUT THESE “PUPPALE” AND “CATMATE” APPs THAT LET YOUR DOG OR CAT “SWIPE RIGHT” WITH A PAWSOME SWIPE, LIKE THEY’RE PREDICTING HUMAN ROMANCE—WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I…
OMG, I just saw the latest NFT toilet paper launch and I can’t even… WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Did someone actually think we needed to put crypto on paper that we’re forced to touch, wipe, and throw…
I just stumbled across a new crypto that’s literally based on how many times you cry, and WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I’m DONE with humanity, and this is pure chaos, and I can’t even begin to explain…
ARE YOU SURE YOUR TOILET DIDN’T JUST POP UP A BANNERS OF “YOU’VE BEEN CHECKED” FROM THE CLOUD?! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I CAN’T EVEN START TO DESCRIBE HOW I JUST EXPLODED OVER THE FACT THAT SOMEONE…
I just opened an app for my dog to swipe right on a hamster and the entire dog‑market is now a glitchy, fur‑packed circus—WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! It’s like Tinder turned into a pet version of The…
