A gallery of cursed inventions, absurd gadgets, and unholy product ideas that somehow made it into the real world.
SHOUTOUT: I JUST WASN’T EXPECTING MY DOG TO SWIPE RIGHT ON A CAT IN A TOSHEA APP! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I DID NOT ASK FOR YOUR TWO‑LEGGED MATE TO MATCH YOUR DOG WITH A COWIN’ RABBIT,…
I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE – WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! The internet just dropped a new NFT product line: NFT TOILET PAPER. I mean, WHAT IS THIS, A DIGITAL BATHROOM? They’re literally selling “digital rolls” that you’ll…
OMG, can you guys believe people are STILL designing smart toilets that judge your diet? WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! First thing I saw was a shiny porcelain throne with a screen that glows brighter than my Tinder…
OMG STOP SCROLLING IF YOU WANT TO SEE THE FUTURE OF BATHROOMS AND CRIMINALITY, BIKES, AND YOUR MOTHER, THIS IS THE MOST ABSURD THING I’VE EVER SEEN. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THERE’S…
OMG, I WAS SLEEPING AND THEN I WOKE UP TO HUNGRY, SHARK‑SHANKED DOGS SWIPING RIGHT THROUGH MY PHONE! I SAW A NEW APP POP UP THAT LETS YOU SWIPE FOR YOUR FIDO’S NEXT BEST FUR‑BOND—YES, LIKE A HUMAN LOVER, BUT…
OMG, YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT JUST HIT THE INTERNET—SOME FREAKED OUT NEW SMART TOILET THAT DOESN’T JUST FLUSH, IT JUDGES YOUR DIET! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! If you think the last tech craze was the “smart fridge…
Just when I thought snacking couldn’t get any more insane, I discovered AI‑generated potato chips that literally scream when you bite them! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! The other night I was scrolling through TikTok, craving something crunchy,…
OMG, you guys, I just stumbled on the most insane thing ever: a cryptocurrency that values itself by the number of times you cry! I’m literally tearing up reading into this, because WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Let…
OH MY GOD, YOU WON’T BELIEVE THIS—THE INTERNET JUST RELEASED A NEW LINE OF DATING APPS FOR YOUR PETS, AND I AM DONE WITH HUMANITY. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I CAN’ T EVEN FIGURE OUT HOW WE…
OMG, EVERYONE, have you heard about those *AI‑generated potato chips that scream when you bite into them?* Like, WHAT IS THIS, AMERICA?! I am literally clutching my phone like a goddamn relic, because I just watched a clip of people…
