A gallery of cursed inventions, absurd gadgets, and unholy product ideas that somehow made it into the real world.
OMG YOU WON’T GUESS WHAT I JUST FOUND: A CRYPTO THAT VALUES YOUR TEARS!!! Imagine a digital coin that rises the more you cry, falls the more you’re stoic. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! This is pure chaos,…
OMG I JUST FOUND OUT THAT MY NEW SMART TOILET CAN RATE MY DIET AND IF YOU CAN’T HANDLE THAT, YOU ARE DOOMED FOR LIFE. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I swear, this is pure chaos and the…
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I CAN’T EVEN! Some idiot genius decided that just because we’re already paying for a meme, we can also pay for a roll of toilet paper that lives ONLY IN THE DIGITAL WORLD….
OH MY GOD, BRAINSTORM, I JUST TRIED A POTATO CHIP FROM THAT NEW AI-POWERED SNACK STARTUP AND IT SCREAMED AT ME WHEN I BIT IT! NO JOKE—LIKE, IT WAS LIKE A 3D-PRINTED CAT THAT CAME TO LIFE AND SHOUTED, “YOU…
OMG RIGHT NOW I JUST SPOTTED A NEW PET DATING APP AND I CAN’T TAKE MY EYES OFF IT. NOPE, IT’S NOT A CUTE “FIND A PAL” GAME – IT’S A FULL-ON, BIRTHDAY-AND-LOVER-MATCHING ALGORITHM FOR DOGS, CAT, AND EVEN THAT…
OMG, IT’S BEEN 5 MINUTES SINCE I WAS GONNA UNLEASH MY FRENZY AND I STILL HAVE NOT FOUND A WAY TO STOP SIGHING EVERYWHERE I LOOK—AND NOW THERE’S A CRYPTO THAT MAKES YOU PAY FORGETFUL WHOLE WHOLE TIMES YOU TEAR…
OMG, stop pretending this isn’t the craziest thing you’ve ever read. Did you just stumble on DOG & CAT Tinder? NO, THIS IS NOT A JOKE – WE ARE TALKING ABOUT DATEING APPS FOR OUR PETS, AND IT’S PURE CHAOS….
OMG, YOU GUYS HAVE TO SEE THIS RIGHT NOW – WHAT IS HAPPENING? A NEW PRODUCT IN THE MARKET THAT CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS A FULL-ON KILLER OF COMMON SENSE: NFT TOILET PAPER! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD…
Yo, HOLD UP—CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT JUST HIT THE MARKET? WE’RE TALKING ABOUT AI‑GENERATED POTATO CHIPS THAT Scream WHEN YOU BITE THEM. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I AM DONE WITH HUMANITY, and this is pure chaos. Every…
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? A SMART TOILET THAT JUDGES YOUR DIET IS THE NEW DISASTER, AND IT’S NOT EVEN A JOKE. I JUST UPLOADED MY LAST ANALYTICS REPORT FROM THE WET WHOSE TELL ME I’S BEEN GLUTINOUSLY LIVING IN A…
