A gallery of cursed inventions, absurd gadgets, and unholy product ideas that somehow made it into the real world.
OMG, you won’t believe the newest crypto craze that’s blowing up the internet – a digital currency based on how many times you cry. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I’m DONE with humanity, because if you think Bitcoin,…
I just stepped into my bathroom and the toilet did the unthinkable— it started judging my diet. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I mean, we’re talking about a smart toilet that not only tracks what I eat but…
OMG, you HAVE to read about the newest NFT toilet paper craze that is blowing my mind! I’m literally WRITING this while staring at the bathroom, and I can’t even keep my coffee from spilling. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A…
OMG, YOU WON’T BELIEVE THIS ABSURDNESS THAT JUST POPPED UP ONLINE – a new cryptocurrency that’s literally based on how many times you cry! YES, YOU READ THAT RIGHT. Every sob you shed is now technically a transaction, a unit…
OMG, have you just read about those SMART TOILETS that actually judge your diet? WE ARE NOT HERE FOR THAT. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Like, are these toilets going to start giving me a report card on…
SHIT, DID SOMEONE REALLY JUST LAUNCH A DATING APP FOR DOGS AND CAT LOVERS? WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I JUST SCROLLED THROUGH MY FEED and BAM—PUPPY PICS IN PROFILES, KITTENS WITH MATCHING SHADOWS, AND A “WOOF WELCOME”…
OMG, YOU WON’T GUESS WHAT JUST DROPPED ON MY WALL TODAY – AI‑GENERATED POTATO CHIPS THAT Scream WHEN YOU BITE THEM. I CAN’T EVEN. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I’m DONE WITH HUMANITY, and I’m not even the…
OMG, I JUST WOKE UP AND SAW A SPOTTED PAGE ABOUT NFT TOILET PAPER AND I CANNOT BREATHE! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! We’re living in a times when “crypto” and “toilet paper” actually colliding is the new…
I CAN’TT BELIEVE THE WORLD JUST GAVE US PETS WITH LIPS, BECOMING THEIR OWN ONLINE COURTERIES—WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I’ve seen humans go to the brink, so now they’re letting their fur babies swipe left and right….
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Just when you thought the crypto world was already insane, boom—now there’s a new digital coin that literally pays out based on how many times you cry. I’m DONE with humanity, because this…
