A gallery of cursed inventions, absurd gadgets, and unholy product ideas that somehow made it into the real world.
OMG, I JUST STUMBLED ON THE MOST ABSURD, POST-APOCALYPTIC PRODUCT LATEST: SMART TOILETS THAT JUDGE YOUR DIET. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! A TOILET THAT FILES A REPORT ON HOW MANY CARBS YOU HAD FOR BREAKFAST? I AM…
OMG, have you seen the latest freakish thing people are selling? NFT TOILET PAPER! YES, you read that right—EVERYONE’s talking about the digital roll of loo rolls that you can actually buy, sell, and trade on a blockchain. WHO THOUGHT…
EVERYONE, STOP USING YOUR WEAPONS OF WEAKNESS TO BUY A NEW COIN! I JUST LEARNED THERE’S A CRYPTO BASED ON HOW MANY TIMES YOU CRY, AND THIS IS PURE CHAOS! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Like, what is…
OMG STOP SCROLLING, THIS IS YOUR NEW REALITY AND IT’S NOT EVEN A GADGET—IT’S A TINY, TASTY SNAKE THAT SHOUTS! I JUST BOUGHT THE WHOLE BOX OF AI‑GENERATED POTATO CHIPS THAT Scream WHEN BITTEN, AND I CAN’T EVEN BREATHE. WHO…
OMG, stop scrollin’ and read this one second – THE WORLD JUST DROP‑PITCHED “FLUFFYFINDS” and “PUPPYPALS” AND I CAN’T EVEN? WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Every pet owner got a notification that their fur‑kid could now swipe right…
GET READY TO HAVE YOUR BRAIN BOOMED – because the latest bathroom invention is not just a freaky gadget, it’s a full‑blown, gut‑shattering, diet‑judging AI! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I’m DONE with humanity. Picture this: you step…
STOP SCROLLING IF YOU CAN because this AI‑generated potato chip that literally SHOUTS WHEN YOU BITE IT just hit the shelves AND IT’S A COMPLETE SH*T SHOW! I CAN’T EVEN FOCUS on HOW the engineers turned *a* snack into a…
OMG, just discovered my toilet will now judge my diet. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I swear I’ve been flushing my life away, and now it’s literally pointing a sensor at me, telling me how many calories I…
OMG you won’t believe the latest #NFT craze that’s blasting through crypto feeds: NFT toilet paper. That’s right—YOUR BASIC BATHROOM HANG-UPS IS NOW A DIGITAL ART PIECE AND A SPAMMED-OUT MERCH ENDORSED BY SOME REKT YOUTUBER. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS…
OMG, you WON’T BELIEVE WHAT JUST HIT THE INTERNET – PETS HAVE THEIR OWN “SWIPING” APP. I mean, CAN YOU TUNE THAT OUT? WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I’ve been scrolling, and it’s like, “Your dog’s got a…
