A gallery of cursed inventions, absurd gadgets, and unholy product ideas that somehow made it into the real world.
I JUST HAD TO TELL EVERYONE THAT AIâGENERATED POTATO CHIPS THAT SCREAM WHEN BITTEN ARE THE MOST ABSURD THING THEY’VE EVER SEEN, AND WHY ON EARTH DID SOME HACKED-FOOD COMPANY THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! đ± First off: you…
OMG, you guys have to hear about this new tech thatâs out now: SMART TOILETS THAT JUDGE YOUR DIET. I mean, WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! The next thing youâre looking for is a âMood Mirrorâ that tells…
OMG, WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Iâve been scrolling through memes for hours and stumbled on the most ABSURD, BRAIN-ACHEING concept yet: NFT Toilet Paper! Like, what does that even mean? Are we seriously buying digital tokens to…
OMG, you *won’t* believe the newest trend that just popped off the internet, and itâs making me want to throw my phone into the toilet. Imagine a dating app where the only profile is your *pet*âyes, your dog, your cat,…
ALRIGHT, I CAN’T even THINK AGAINST ITâTHIS IS THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF ABSURDITY I’ve EVER CAME ACROSS: AI-GENERATED POTATO CHIPS THAT Scream WHEN YOU BITE THEM. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I just opened a bag of what…
OMG, have you heard about these new “smart toilets”? I mean, WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Just when we think we’ve reached the pinnacle of bathroom tech, someone decides it’s the perfect moment to make your porcelain throne…
OMG, I CANâT TAKE IT ANYMORE â the future is literally sitting in our bathrooms now, AND ITâS JUDGING EVERY SINGLE SHIT WE EAT. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! You just flush, and BOOM, your smart toilet spits…
EVERYONE, YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST DISCOVERED ABOUT PETS AND SWEETHEARTSâSO I WAS GIGGLING AT MY CAT’S SCREEN AND BAM! A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN? OR IN A CROWD OF BULLSHIT? WE’RE LIVING IN A WORLD WHERE HUMANS NOW…
YOU JUST GONNA HAVE TO HEAR THISâTHE DAWN OF AI-CRAFTED POTATO CHIPS THAT Scream WHILE YOU BITE IS THE ULTIMATE DISASTER. I CAN’T EVEN. I WAS LIT UP BY THESE CRUNCHY CREATIONS AND NOW MY PANIC IS ON A WHOLE…
YOU HEARD ABOUT THAT CRY-COIN? IT’S THE NEW CRYPTO THAT TURNS YOUR TEARS INTO DIGITAL GOLD, AND YOU’RE NOT YET REALIZING HOW FREAKY THIS IS. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I mean, let me walk you through the…
