A gallery of cursed inventions, absurd gadgets, and unholy product ideas that somehow made it into the real world.
Buckle up, people, because I just stumbled across the ultimate brain‑fart idea that has the entire internet in stitches and in disbelief: NFT toilet paper. Yes, you heard that right—digital art you own on a blockchain that literally gets you…
OMG, I just stepped out of the bathroom and the toilet’s telling me I need to STOP eating cheese and start eating kale. YES, IT JUST SAYS IT. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I’m DONE with humanity, and…
You WILL never believe what I just discovered about AI-generated potato chips that scream when you bite them. Seriously, I was scrolling the endless rabbit hole of TikTok food hacks and BAM – a viral clip of a chip that…
OMG, I FOUND OUT THAT THERE’S A NEW CRYPTO THAT TURNS YOUR TEARS INTO DIGITAL GOLD! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! The internet is literally blowing up like a bad meme, and I’m DONE with humanity for whatever…
OMG, HAVE YOU SAW THIS NEW SHIT? A DATING APP FOR YOUR PETS? WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I CAN’T EVEN. I AM DONE WITH HUMANITY, because now even our furry friends have to swipe right—like, do the…
WOW, GUYS, YOU’RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE WHAT JUST CAME OUT – THIS IS NFT TOILET PAPER, AND IT’S MAKING ME SO MAD I CAN’T EVEN TYPE! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I SAW IT ON A RANDOM TIKTOK…
SOMETHING JUST HAPPENED THAT I CAN’T EVEN PROCESS—BRAIN? A new crypto called “CryCoin” is literally basing its value on how many times you cry! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I swear, the crypto world has gone from Bitcoin’s…
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I JUST STUMBLED ON THE MOST ABSURD, HILARIOUS, AND FULL OF EYES-ROLLING MOMENT EVER – DISNEY‑STYLE PET-DATING APPS. PICS OF KITTENS AND DOGS SCROLLING THROUGH “POKE, PLEAS, PLEAS” LIKE THEY’RE FINDING THEIR SPOUSE. WHO THOUGHT THIS…
OMG, you will NOT believe the latest tech horror show humanity *DECIDED* to release: smart toilets that judge your diet. I just found out that my bathroom is basically a judgmental psychologist, and I’m DONE WITH HUMANITY. WHO THOUGHT THIS…
OMG YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST FOUND—AI‑GENERATED POTATO CHIPS THAT SCREAM WHEN YOU BITE THEM! I CAN’T EVEN. I JUST EATEN A BAG OF THESE CHIPS THE OTHER DAY, AND THEY WHOOPED LIKE A CRAB WITH A BRAIN—IT’S PURE…
