🔥 Things That Shouldn’t Exist

OMG, SOMEONE JUST PUT A SMART TOILET IN MY SHOWER AND IT STARTED JUDGING MY DIET! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I’m DONE with humanity, and this is pure chaos right in my bathroom. Picture this: you step…

IM NOT JOKING, SOME GEEK JUST LAUNCHED NFT TOILET PAPER—AND IT’S MAKING MY DAY BETTER THAN ANY MEME EVER. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! If you’re thinking it’s just a joke, you’re missing the whole *infinite* drama that’s…

OMG, you guys, I JUST STUMBLED ON THE MOST ABSURD SH*t EVER: A CRYPTOCURRENCY THAT’S PIASED ON HOW MANY TIMES YOU CRY. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I was scrolling through Reddit and there it was, a “TearToken”…

WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I’m in a bathroom that’s been upgraded to a judgmental overlord, and it’s judging my diet like it’s the FBI of my bowel movements. Smart toilets are the new “smart tech” that the…

OMG I JUST GOT MY HAND ON THESE NEW AI‑GENERATED POTATO CHIPS AND THEY Scream WHEN YOU BITE? WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! I mean, seriously, as if the tech world didn’t already have enough stuff to mess…

I just logged on to PawMatch and realized I’M NOT ALONE in this RIDICULOUSNESS—WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Every time I swipe left, I think I’m swiping away humanity itself, and yet here I am, scrolling through the…

OMG you WON’T believe what I just stumbled upon while scrolling on Twitter at 2 a.m. THE ENTIRE INTERNET JUST LAUNCHED NFT TOILET PAPER! Yes, you heard me right—digital art on the loo. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! It’s…

OMG, you guys, I just stumbled across the most insane crypto idea ever, and I’m literally losing it over the sheer absurdity—CRYPTOCURRENCY BASED ON HOW MANY TIMES YOU CRY! YES, I read that right. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD…

BRO, YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT’S HAPPENING ON THE INTERNET RIGHT NOW—NFT TOILET PAPER. STAY CALM, THIS IS NOT KIDDING. PEOPLE ARE THROWING MINECRAFT BILLS FOR DIGITAL TOILET PAPER THAT CAN BE WRAPPED IN THE METAVERSE AND GIFTED TO YOUR FAM,…